When you world reveals its true nature (friends and family) you must adjust to it.
Doors must be closed and windows locked to keep out the thieves. Without adversity there is no true test of the heart....I know their hearts now and they were lies from the start. They have made the hard trail and they shall walk it....without me! When they fall....there they will lie! When they hunger....they will work! They have sewn the wind.......
Two women are talking one evening. One said to the other,"Can I be frank with you!". The other said,"That would be great! and I'll be George with you!"
Have you ever seen a garden hose on high and you let it go. When the whipping and flying around is done, you then wad it up and poke it in and zip fast before it falls out onto the wet floor. Sometimes there is more there than you can get wadded up at one time and it gets zipped! At least thats my story!
A woman goes to the doctor. She tells the doctor that she has an o*gasm everytime she sneezes. The doctor asked her what she has been doing about it so far. She replied,"Sniffin pepper!"
I meet a sexy deaf woman and we went out late one night! She took a piece of paper and drew two people in bed together.......I was shocked as I went home......How did she know I sold furniture! I didn't tell her!
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I am deleting my profile!
That was me....I only bath once a month...even if I don't need it!