RE: How do you know its time to go.

When drive by shootings become involved!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Do u know know how to turn men/women on?

First you must have a power source.....money, looks, stuff, muscles......etc. Then let her think it can be hers.......booms...she lights up like a Christmas tree!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Do you own a Henway!

I'm going to cook some dead chicken and eat it! later!wave

Do you own a Henway!

tongue rolling on the floor laughing

Do you own a Henway!

dunno

Do you own a Henway!

conversing

RE: Any clean jokes post here

A woman was caught in a snow storm. She could barely see the tail lights in front of her. After about 20 miles, the lights in front of her stopped. After a few seconds the woman honked and soon a man appeared at here car window. She rolled down the window and said, "Will you please get moving I need to get home."
He said, "If I go any farther mam, I will knock down my carport!"

RE: Do Pickup Lines really work ?If so lets hear them!

If I show you my elephant will you kiss him on the nose.(pull out your front pockets when you ask.)rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: New Military Guy here

Welcome to forums! Be safe! Thank You!



yay for you guys and gals!

RE: Do you believe ....

Was there ever a Wester Bunny?confused

RE: Ireland

Here in the South we just go to the back of the bar to check our roots. Sometimes you win the bet and sometimes you don't!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: What is your favorite type of chocolate?

I like chocolate and Henway!thumbs up

RE: Do you believe ....

Did you know that the Easter Bunny buys up Christmas chocolates for discounted prices. Then remelts it and makes choclate bunnies claiming it is the finest around. It is scraps and pieces of any darn thing on sale. Darn lying Easter Bunny!mumbling very mad sigh

RNG.....The State of the Onion!

I go now!wave

RNG.....The State of the Onion!

I ain't gonna say nuttin! I done pissed off one person already!doh

RNG.....The State of the Onion!

I did not! very mad

RE: why is it...

Cause your snake is longer!

RNG.....The State of the Onion!

This is a nonsense thread! All applies as long as it don't make no darn sense!

grin

RNG.....The State of the Onion!

Hug!



We the public are being sold a worn out gold mine......we are getting only the shaft. rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RNG.....The State of the Onion!

I'm sorry! I thought it was you that had your mind in the gutter!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing


bouquet

RE: Do Pickup Lines really work ?If so lets hear them!

At the pick up window at a burger joint!

You: "Excuse me! Is this the pick up window!"

She: "Yes it is."

You: "Good!, how about a date then!"

RE: Do Pickup Lines really work ?If so lets hear them!

To a young thang you say.

"If you weren't married, I would ask you for your phone number or a date."

She will say! "I'm not married!"

Go from there!

RNG.....The State of the Onion!

It is laying quietly in the onion bin. It has a slight growing of green shoot beginning. I think the onion will be safe for a day or two before I will cut it up and put it in a soup. It is about three inches across and without any bruises to make it prone to spoilage.

That is the State of the Onion......Jan.27,2010


grin

RE: Cosmetic Surgery, A cure all or a recipe for disaster?

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing thumbs up

RE: What people are the most friendly

Friendly people are the most friendly! where ever they live!

RE: What people are the most friendly

You just like getting layed!

RE: DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE FROM THE FIRST LOOK?

How about love at first grope!rolling on the floor laughing

Men and Women are not equal!!!!

So you are answering....NAA AAa aaaaa!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Men and Women are not equal!!!!

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Have I set the bar too high?

As I have said before....sit on 3 legged stools not 4 legged......there is one less side to fall off of when your drunk!grin

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