Something new!

If a man designed a woman's purse, it would have a holder for a six pack to save time for her getting him a beer.

Something new!

If women designed a new ______________ it would have a _____________.



If men designed A NEW _______________something it would have a ______________ .







If a woman designed a doorknob for the bathroom it would have a fuzzy cover on it.

RE: Have you ever felt like....

Yup! with wheels on it! rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Say Something.... No Need for Names!

I think we have a lot of nice ladies on this site.

signed: ?


I am sure glad names are not needed on this thread. I can write what ever I want and noboy will ever know. uh oh

RE: Noahs Ark

When is the last time you added up all the unknow waters underground. and why are we worried about rising waters if global warming happens.

RE: Noahs Ark

Big enough to hold two of every animal shortly after creation. Did God cover the whole planet with man and animals or only that part called EDEN. Then later they spread with time....after the flood.

RE: Noahs Ark

I did not say "seas" I said waters.

RE: Noahs Ark

I would say that something like earthqakes forced waters upward from underground rivers...etc. If an area underground collapsed the water would move somewhere! Then the shores could be changed by that water that did not receed and we would think all went back....because we don't know the old shore lines. Time made that be forgotten. But the water could be higher now than before.

Oil men do hit water while drilling.

There are aquafers, rivers and lakes underground. google!

RE: Noahs Ark

The ship would have been able to hold the animals at that time (early after creation) and in a local area....if there was a local flood.(large but local)

A low area can be flooded without flooding the whole planet. I even know where there is a mud puddle to prove it.rolling on the floor laughing (playin)

I will return! Time for work!

RE: Noahs Ark

You missed the part about underground waters.

RE: Noahs Ark

There are answers. Vapors became snow and laid then at polar areas and mountian tops were they are not melting. Nothing to do with the ice age. All the water did not dry up the next day....it took time. There are underground rivers...etc..... we tap into them these days for water to drink....NO?

RE: Capital Punishment

I think punishment should start at the capitals!rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Noahs Ark

Read the Bible and with proper logic and sound thinking, one can see sound answers to many things. A little knowledge is a dangerous thing! It hides complete understanding!

RE: Noahs Ark

Thank you for your kind remark!

RE: Noahs Ark

Some now ice! but others retreated back from were it came....into the Earth. People think all the water came from rain....the fountains of the Earth were broken up also.

RE: Noahs Ark

I believe many wooden ships were able to be used to explore the world and fight wars.

Read my post and there are two possiblities there as to size.

RE: Capital Punishment

It is a money maker!!!!

RE: Capital Punishment

When money gets to short in your households due to taxes to house these criminals and feed them while protecting the public....people will stand on street corners screaming to kill them for the sake of tax relief.

professor

RE: Noahs Ark

Since this thread is for the purpose of mocking and not understanding.....I exit!

RE: Noahs Ark

bouquet

The word translated to UNICORN was (a wild bull or oxen), due to Greek influence in thinking the word was translation wrong. The scripture talked about the "power in its horn/horns" (KJV) and the translators being Greek influence concluded it was a UNICORN in error. Even the verses to follow show the error.


This is the reason one must go back to the scriptures to prove all things. Get a Strong's concordance with Greek and Herbrew dictionaies.

RE: Noahs Ark

If creation (about six thousand years ago) took place as it is said in the Bible, then the people and the animals had not yet covered the face of the global Earth.
The people's were in a small area and so were (samples of) the animals of the Earth(land).
After the flood and the ship landed, just as people's are varied today from only those small few people......so with animals.
Look at the birds called Budgies.....all of the colors we see today and varities are from inbreeding within a short time (about 100 years) from the wild green. This COULD account for BY the same reason there are many types of many animals today.

The beginning of people and animals was local and the flood could have been global or local....if local then the animals (samples of) of the Earth(land) could have been fewer than we know or understand. Local flood, local people, local animals could have made it possible as well. Both ideas are possible.

To those who are not read.....your remarks will be unsound until you study the subject deeply and understand things beyond the scope of time here.

RE: what are you doing now

I am typing on this thread! What else!doh

RE: My favourite quote

Awww go butt a rubber stump!confused dunno

RE: Banning Posters...

between her being mad and the moderators.......it is hard to know who to brown nose first!confused

RE: Banning Posters...

crying I'll be good!

doh Wait! I just got here!

dancing

RE: My favourite quote

Everyone brings happiness....some by coming and some by going! wave

RE: The Yellow Shirt

I bet YOU were not the first one to say that! Maybe you should give credit to the original work! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Why people don't like to travel to India?

Too far to drive and my windows leak!professor

RE: How many family members do you have

I only have one member to raise a family with and it is cold right now!grin

RE: pictures

I put my pic up once and got hundreds of emails.......





saying "Take it off! Take it off!" so I did!grin

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