RE: My favourite quote

"If you really do something dumb, pray that your wife doesn't find out or you will hear about it forever."

RE: OUT OF MY LEAGUE!!!

it could be a fake picture.......you can only hope! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: What the heck is a 419??????

grin tongue

RE: What the heck is a 419??????

I thought it was new imporved 409 spray cleaner!doh

RE: Should people be punish for watching the attack of another person?

Sometimes people work very hard to get what they got. But that is not the subject.

If I were able to help I would, but just as with any occurance, good judgement should be applied.

Many a good person has been killed trying to stop such situations. They have a duty to THEIR FAMILY to remain able to support them and be there to protect them.

If a person watches and does not act in a way safe to them to help another is wrong. To watch, enjoy the show and call for more violence.....one should be seen as co-offender in the eyes of the law.

RE: US set for dramatic change as white America becomes minority by 2042

Never happen! The world ends 2012!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

hEY THATS ONLY TWO YEARS AWAY! i BETTER TAKE A BATH!grin

Heppen all y'all ta larn bout Southeners!

maybe it is obamanism....I here it is spreading!uh oh

Heppen all y'all ta larn bout Southeners!

So they is all mucked up today! okee dokee! thumbs up

Heppen all y'all ta larn bout Southeners!

Cs just went amuck. I quess to much Sothern is just to much at one time.grin

Heppen all y'all ta larn bout Southeners!

Well lands sakes alive! Happy Valentine's Day to you to sugga!bouquet

RE: FAVOURITE JOHN LENNON SONG ???

Good Lord , how in the hell did we be gittin all way or'e here from o're yonder!

We beg yer pardon and we will not inflicked our selfs on ya furthe! Have a good day ya here! doh

RE: FAVOURITE JOHN LENNON SONG ???

We be a knowin y'all will larn it all by and by. We be a thankin ya! grin

Heppen all y'all ta larn bout Southeners!

Even Southern babies know that "Gimme some sugar" is not a request for the white, granular, sweet substance that sits in a pretty little bowl in the middle of the table.
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All Southerners know exactly when "by and by" is.. They might not use the term, but they know the concept well.
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Only a Southerner knows instinctively that the best gesture of solace for a neighbor who's got trouble is a plate of hot fried chicken and a big bowl of cold potato salad.

If the neighbor's trouble is a real crisis, they also know to add a large banana puddin'!
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Only Southerners grow up knowing the difference between "right near" and

"a right far piece." They also know that "just down the road" can be 1 mile or 20..
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Only a Southerner both knows and understands the difference between a redneck, a good ol' boy, and po' white trash.
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No true Southerner would ever assume that the car with the flashing turn signal is actually going to make a turn.
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A Southerner knows that "fixin" can be used as a noun, a verb, or an adverb.
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Only Southerners make friends while standing in lines, ... and when we're "in line,"... we talk to everybody!
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Put 100 Southerners in a room and half of them will discover they're related, even if only by marriage.
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In the South, y'all is singular, all y'all is plural.
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Heppen all y'all ta larn bout Southeners!

Southerners know grits come from corn and how to eat them.
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Every Southerner knows tomatoes with eggs, bacon, grits, and coffee are perfectly wonderful; that red eye gravy is also a breakfast food; and that fried green tomatoes are not a breakfast food.
_____

When you hear someone say, "Well, I caught myself lookin'," you know you are in the presence of a genuine
Southerner!
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Only true Southerners say "sweet tea" and "sweet milk." Sweet tea indicates the need for sugar and lots of it -- we do not like our tea unsweetened. "Sweet milk" means you don't want buttermilk.
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And a true Southerner knows you don't scream obscenities at little old ladies who drive 30 MPH on the freeway.

You just say,"Bless her heart"... and go your own way.
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To those of you who are still a little embarrassed by your Southerness: Take two tent revivals and a dose of sausage gravy and call me in the morning. Bless your heart!
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And to those of you who are still having a hard time understanding all this Southern stuff...bless your hearts, I hear they are fixin' to have classes on Southernness as a second language!
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And for those that are not from the South but have lived here for a long time, all y'all need a sign to hang on y'alls front porch that reads "I'm not from the South, but I got here as fast as I could."


Southern women know
men may come and go, but friends are fahevah !

Now Shugah, send this to someone who was raised in the South or

wishes they had been!

If you're a Northern transplant, bless your little heart, fake
it. We know you got here as fast as you could.

Heppen all y'all ta larn bout Southeners!

Southern women know their summer weather report:
Humidity
Humidity
Humidity


Southern women know their vacation spots:
The beach
The rivuh
The crick

Southern women know everybody's first name:
Honey
Darlin'
Shugah

Southern women know the movies that speak to their hearts:
Fried Green Tomatoes
Driving Miss Daisy
Steel Magnolias
Gone With The Wind


Southern women know their religions:


Baptist
Catholic
Football


Southern women know their cities dripping with Southern charm:
Chawl'stn
S'vanah
Foat Wuth
N'awlins
Addlanna


Southern women know their elegant gentlemen:
Men in uniform
Men in tuxedos
Rhett Butler


Southern girls know their prime real estate:
The Mall
The Spa

The Beauty Salon

Southern girls know the 3 deadly sins:
Having bad hair and nails
Having bad manners
Cooking bad food


More Suthen-ism's:
Only a Southerner knows the difference between a hissie fit and a conniption fit,

and that you don't "HAVE" them, you "PITCH" them.
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Only a Southerner knows how many fish, collard greens, turnip greens, peas, beans, etc., make up "a mess."
_____

Only a Southerner can show or point out to you the general direction of "yonder."
_____

Only a Southerner knows exactly how long "directly" is, as in:

"Going to town, be back drekly (directly)."
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RE: OBAMA AFTER ONE YEAR

I want my year back! sigh

RE: Do you believe in astrology?

many things are alike with people.....did you know when I fart it stinks.........does yours? rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Do you believe in astrology?

Take your horoscope and swap with someone........they all apply to you---------only the names have been changed to protect the profits!rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Do you believe in astrology?

If a star is 20 light years away and it takes twenty years for light to travel from it to us.......then if that star blew up ten years ago....we won't know it for another ten years. People are using old news to guide their lives today! It was and is just a hustle to make money!



May the force by with you....nan-nu nan-nu!

RE: Today's thought...............

People who work through a great ordeal and overcame it has a gift far greater than the overcoming itself.....if they did it themselves. The problem is that those who have something handed to them through the work of others do not have that gift, only additude and great lack in most all that life carries. They hold their heads high and noses in the air......while standing in quicksand and dung......not hearing the laughing of thier fellows.

RE: I want to meet over 50 women

Ya'll must go through woman fast! Off with her head!

I have a two inch one!

It took me 30 mintues to gather enough to make a snowball!

I have a two inch one!

I am drinking lots of water so I can write my name in the snow.rolling on the floor laughing

I have a two inch one!

There are a lot of men out there that don't have a full two incher!

I have a two inch one!

I better get out the snow chains! Crank up the snow blower and buy a 50lb bag of salt.rolling on the floor laughing

I have a two inch one!

snow storm! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing I am snow bound! can't get out of the house! May be here for hours!rolling on the floor laughing

Reverse thread!.....................

Unturning both pages! we can now not continue in reverse...........crying i confused again!

RE: Today's thought.............

Our values control our lives.....to change our lives we must change the order of our values in importance!

Reverse thread!.....................

Lets talk about a nostalgia!professor

RE: Today's thought.............

Values are foundation.....without a good foundation or not being used.......nothing can stand for long.thumbs up

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