Back in High School, three of my friends and I were at the drive-in movie. We were all sweaty from work and the skitters were biting real bad. I had some good repellant that only takes a tiny tiny iddy biddy tinsey winsey tiny spray to solve the problem and would set your throat on fire. So, before I could tell my friend not to spray it with us in the car.....he sprays it full on like you spray OFF brand. In a second we all roll (yes! ROLL) out of the car coughing gagging etc... All around us laugh their guts out because they all thought some in our bunch had farted a real stinker. It was funny at the time!
Two Yankees is pulled over by a Redneck Smokie. The Smokie asked where they was a from. One Yankee said,"Chicago". The Smokie back handed the Yankee upside da head! and said,"Don't be a lying to me son, I done seen your Illinois tags."
Some men are intimidated due to self esteem. Some men like short women. But some like tall women and some men are assured enough that size is no concern. This is the same with all factors involved in life. There are plenty who will love you as you are and would never change you.
I UNDERSTAND THOSE KIDS PERFECTLY! Some sweet thang comes by....I can't help wanting to nibble! Sometimes all you can do is smell her perfume! Men are kids and women are marshmellows! and we all want two!
Each time you tear....you have two pieces of paper....what they wanted was half a sheet of paper.....they just didn't say what the sheet they was thinking is all!
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