Skinny Dipping (30)
oh yeah the man is sharp 
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I'm overweight.....so I go fatty dippin!
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starshinebright: Skinny Dipping
An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years...
He had a large pond in the back.
It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple, and peach trees.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while and look it over.
He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming out until you leave!'
The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.'
Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator.'
Some old men can still think fast.
An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years...
He had a large pond in the back.
It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple, and peach trees.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while and look it over.
He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming out until you leave!'
The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.'
Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator.'
Some old men can still think fast.
that reminds me of a story...an elderly gent wakes on the morning of his 50th anniversary and goes down stairs to find his wife cooking breakfast buck nekked'...and says, "what on earth are you doing", to his wife, and she replys, "don't you remember, 50 years ago today, we stayed naked all day long ??"...and the little ole man says, yes, you're right ""...so, he goes upstairs to undress and comes back down for breakfast and as they're enjoying their morning meal she says, "darlin', my breasts have'nt felt this warm since that day we wed, 50 years ago"...to which the little ole man says, "i geuss not, one's in your coffee, and the other's in your oatmeal"...
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RillyNiceGuy: I'm overweight.....so I go fatty dippin!
its called chunky dunckin.......------ This thread is Archived ------
RillyNiceGuy: I'm overweight.....so I go fatty dippin!
i aint dipped my fatty in i don't know when....i geuss that's why i'm here...------ This thread is Archived ------
starshinebright: its called chunky dunckin.......
oh! ok! ------ This thread is Archived ------
starshinebright: its called chunky dunckin.......
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starshinebright: Skinny Dipping
An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years...
He had a large pond in the back.
It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple, and peach trees.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while and look it over.
He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming out until you leave!'
The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.'
Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator.'
Some old men can still think fast.
An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years...
He had a large pond in the back.
It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple, and peach trees.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while and look it over.
He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming out until you leave!'
The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.'
Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator.'
Some old men can still think fast.
I know where the ponds on the golf course out back are..
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HJFinAZ: I know where the ponds on the golf course out back are..
you'de better be careful, you'll wind up being called tiger woods...
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starshinebright: Skinny Dipping
An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years...
He had a large pond in the back.
It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple, and peach trees.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while and look it over.
He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming out until you leave!'
The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.'
Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator.'
Some old men can still think fast.
An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years...
He had a large pond in the back.
It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple, and peach trees.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while and look it over.
He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming out until you leave!'
The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.'
Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator.'
Some old men can still think fast.
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Sop we are skinny dippin aye????
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conjor: Sop we are skinny dippin aye????
put your clothes back on!!!!!!!!!!!------ This thread is Archived ------
I don't have any woods real close by.. I would have to take her up to the ranch..
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starshinebright: put your clothes back on!!!!!!!!!!!
ok....------ This thread is Archived ------
HJFinAZ: I don't have any woods real close by.. I would have to take her up to the ranch..
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HJFinAZ: I know where the ponds on the golf course out back are..
you wanna chunky dunk? JK!!!
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HJFinAZ: I don't have any woods real close by.. I would have to take her up to the ranch..
Wide open spaces is what i all ways say''''yep..------ This thread is Archived ------
conjor: ok....
just playing------ This thread is Archived ------
starshinebright: just playing
Aye'You can play alll you want too Ok?So when are we getting naked????
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An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years...
He had a large pond in the back.
It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple, and peach trees.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while and look it over.
He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming out until you leave!'
The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.'
Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator.'
Some old men can still think fast.