RE: Jonah & the Whale

When you been unwashed in a whales belly for 3 days and three nights.........barf rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Jonah & the Whale

Jesus who would know better than us stated it as fact. Parables are parables and told clearly as such. But Jonah is in the generation as a forefather of many who live today. If not mistaken a forefather of Christ......many of these so called by you fabel people are the forefathers of Christ. many today can follow their forefathers back to Adam.....and these so called fable people are their forefathers.....real people.

But we are just in a matrix anyway......right! doh

RE: Jonah & the Whale

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RE: Jonah & the Whale

In life....what a person looks for ,they will find. The same town can be a terror or a heaven, by the person who desires such one way or the other.

A person if he believed it....could argue this is a matrix and we ard in pods being grown like carrots. Anything is possible by sicere warped thinking and seeking. Who cares what a person believes....except for their attacks against something they don't think is real affecting others thinking with there opinions. With an idea......a person can not be convinced against their will.

The Bible is true with proof if one will look at it soundly. But they will not......making anything up real or not to disput its value.

RE: Jonah & the Whale

Jesus used it as fact.......not a story. The rest is your opinion only!

RE: are you watching american idol?

Yep! I am watching American Idol.....so I am typing this with my backside!doh




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RE: Microsoft Security Essentials finally corrects that link to info

There was a man who worked for IBM on OS2....but got fired and went to work for microsoft as a janitor......one programmer heard he used to work for IBM and asked him to help out on a problem with Windows. The janitor replied, "I am the janitor but I don't do Windows." grin

RE: What Does This Term Mean To You?

Its kinda like the "Time Tunnel" on TV......you ride the tunnel of love ride.....get married.....and then days turn into years and years and years!!!!frustrated rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Jonah & the Whale

Some things misunderstood are the readers errors. fire lightning....have you checked the Concordance to see if the word translated lightning means a bolt of lightninging or that it would fire lightning (the giving of light by starting a fire) I haven't looked but things need to be checked even if you think you know the meaning.

I had to inform someone of this very thing.......there was a lightng from east to the west....it was the rising of the sun and it lightened from east to west......not a bolt from the sky.
Many errors are from such.

Jonah was made to be alive again.....he died and was vomited out. This is why Christ used it to say about himself....3 days and three nights in the heart of the Earth..... and then he was resurrected........ like Jonah and the whale.

RE: Jonah & the Whale

Jonah was quickened.......as was several others in the Bible.

RE: White lies

True story! A woman asked my father about her new hat (wierd,ugly)

and my father said,

"You know. Anyone who likes that kind of hat.....thats the one to have."

and she left there so Happy!

I gonna be a good boy now!

Time for work! laters! wave

RE: White lies

Well! I'm the kinda nut that would know!grin

RE: White lies

I think it boils down to intent.

RE: White lies

If white lies are OK....how about a white lie with spots....huh....huh.....how bout it? dunno

I gonna be a good boy now!

i WILL CLEAN UP AS TO SUBJECT AND FOUR LETTER WORDS. (Opps! the caps button fairy has been here.)But I still got plenty of other ways to make people go....barf


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RE: quantum physics

NOW! YOU GOT IT! LET'S DO WHAT WE ALREADY KNOW WE SHOULD BE DOING ALREADY.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

I gonna be a good boy now!

YOUR LAUGHING TOO HARD!mumbling



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RE: quantum physics

In any seeking of knowledge, the first question to seek an answer to is this....."Does this truly NEED to be sought after."professor

RE: I love humans

Welcome! May the FARCE be with you! peace nan-nu nan-nu!

I gonna be a good boy now!

Grandpa once cut out off color joking....and went straight for the blue jokes. rolling on the floor laughing

I gonna be a good boy now!

I think it is time for me to refrain from off color joking. I am trying to return to a better self taken from me by events past. I have learned a lot about human beings from thier actions. I have found more kindness here than among those I speak. I will still be here but I will joke without the off color subjects and words.



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When I do this I will only have one bad habit left.....lying about how many bad habits I gots! rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Couldn't resist hehe

Its funny! them dirty minded folks are calling US naughty!grin

RE: who do u think was created first

Now how am I gonna get a fight started if no ones complains about my post! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

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RE: Healthy Comfort Food

Try ham! Some of the packages are marked 97% fat free! So I eat the whole package! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: who do u think was created first

man was made first.....if it had been a woman first.....man would never have been made because she would have to tell God how to do it and you know how long it takes women to pick out clothes. doh

RE: Healthy Comfort Food

I found that making jello but putting it in the freezer makes a good snack that satifys. I freeze it and then take it out and micro wave it a few seconds.....it makes a slushy treat. I like it more frozen than a slush. Try sipping the hot jello mix before freezing....its good and strong flavored....a little goes a long way too. Try it both ways. tasty.
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RE: A quote that inspires you?

"Soft Shoulders" by the Highway Dept. of Arkansas.

"Dangerous Curves" by the Highway Dept. of Arkansas.

"Free Parking" by the Highway Dept. of Arkansas.

"Divided Highway" by the Highway dept of Arkansas.

"Slippery when wet" by the Highway Dept. of Arkansas.

"Yield" by the Highway Dept. of Arkansas.

"Drive Slowly" by the Highway Dept of Arkansas.

"Stop" by the Highway Dept. of Arkansas.

"Exit" by the Highway Dept. of Arkansas.

"$100 Fine for Littering" by the highway Dept of Arkansas.

"Smoking Allowed" sign outside Highway Dept. of Arkansas.

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My fishing rod is longer than yours! and .....

I better go for now! I sure am glad to see there are so many clean minded people here that love fishing. I bet if we all got together at one time......someone would catch something. grin

My fishing rod is longer than yours! and .....

oh! Sound like a new tackle box that has never been used. Do you just take it out and look at it once in a while.........Go fishing! If you don't get your worm wet......it willl rot away. grin

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