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Dec 20, 2010 12:01 PM CST Can you tell me why
demonfairy
demonfairydemonfairyNewton, North Carolina USA76 Threads 2 Polls 2,278 Posts
Men can not hit the john,(they seem to pee on the floor a lot)and they zip there pee-pee in there pants zipper!confusedWhat are they thinking when they do this.. laugh some woman would like to know! tongue
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Dec 20, 2010 12:02 PM CST Can you tell me why
g1ants1980
g1ants1980g1ants1980mesa, Arizona USA137 Posts
Wait....we're supposed to hit the toilet?confused
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Dec 20, 2010 12:03 PM CST Can you tell me why
demonfairy
demonfairydemonfairyNewton, North Carolina USA76 Threads 2 Polls 2,278 Posts
a man told me this would make a good forum...rolling on the floor laughing so lets see your answers...laugh wave
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Dec 20, 2010 12:04 PM CST Can you tell me why
Rolltide8102
Rolltide8102Rolltide8102Killen, Alabama USA27 Threads 7 Polls 106 Posts
This is such a good question. I will be watching for the replys from this.popcorn drinking
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Dec 20, 2010 12:04 PM CST Can you tell me why
Laura25
Laura25Laura25Somewhere, New York USA50 Threads 6 Polls 8,178 Posts
g1ants1980: Wait....we're supposed to hit the toilet?


rolling on the floor laughing
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Dec 20, 2010 12:05 PM CST Can you tell me why
demonfairy
demonfairydemonfairyNewton, North Carolina USA76 Threads 2 Polls 2,278 Posts
g1ants1980: Wait....we're supposed to hit the toilet?
uh oh well yea,it would be nice laugh wave
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Dec 20, 2010 12:10 PM CST Can you tell me why
Rolltide8102
Rolltide8102Rolltide8102Killen, Alabama USA27 Threads 7 Polls 106 Posts
demonfairy: well yea,it would be nice
It would be nice if you did that way we would not have to mop the bathroom every time you used it.laugh
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Dec 20, 2010 12:13 PM CST Can you tell me why
demonfairy
demonfairydemonfairyNewton, North Carolina USA76 Threads 2 Polls 2,278 Posts
Rolltide8102: It would be nice if you did that way we would not have to mop the bathroom every time you used it.
thumbs up i guess no matter what size the snake,it can get a way from them..laugh wave
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Dec 20, 2010 12:46 PM CST Can you tell me why
demonfairy
demonfairydemonfairyNewton, North Carolina USA76 Threads 2 Polls 2,278 Posts
laugh whats wrong men,you always want to talk about your pee-pees help laugh
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Dec 20, 2010 12:49 PM CST Can you tell me why
time4fun4u
time4fun4utime4fun4uAlicante, Valencia Spain18 Threads 1 Polls 10,066 Posts
demonfairy: whats wrong men,you always want to talk about your pee-pees
And who started it eh! come on.....admit it!snooty
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Dec 20, 2010 12:51 PM CST Can you tell me why
Boban1
Boban1Boban1bigplace, Central Serbia Serbia144 Threads 5 Polls 18,789 Posts
demonfairy: Men can not hit the john,(they seem to pee on the floor a lot)and they zip there pee-pee in there pants zipper!What are they thinking when they do this.. some woman would like to know!

have you heard about the "unwritten law for Men" ???

rule number 325 :Always miss the toilet
rule number 67:walk around with your fly open ,it`s a good self promotion
rule number 212: occasionally cause a accident with your zipper and your pee-pee and make women help you...
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Dec 20, 2010 12:55 PM CST Can you tell me why
Ccincy
CcincyCcincyCincinnati, Ohio USA77 Threads 20,535 Posts
In response to: Men can not hit the john,(they seem to pee on the floor a lot)and they zip there pee-pee in there pants zipper!What are they thinking when they do this.. some woman would like to know!



Maybe they need to take up target practice.laugh
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Dec 20, 2010 1:26 PM CST Can you tell me why
demonfairy
demonfairydemonfairyNewton, North Carolina USA76 Threads 2 Polls 2,278 Posts
Boban1: have you heard about the "unwritten law for Men" ???

rule number 325 :Always miss the toilet
rule number 67:walk around with your fly open ,it`s a good self promotion
rule number 212: occasionally cause a accident with your zipper and your pee-pee and make women help you...
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing hug
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Dec 20, 2010 1:31 PM CST Can you tell me why
jac379
jac379jac379pontyclun, South Glamorgan, Wales UK25 Threads 3 Polls 12,293 Posts
I once said to a fella, "The baby doesn't pee on the floor, the dogs don't pee on the floor. If you pee on the floor bloody well clean it up!"

What makes men think its any more acceptable than picking their noses and flicking?

Oi yoi yoi! doh
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Dec 20, 2010 1:38 PM CST Can you tell me why
Rolltide8102
Rolltide8102Rolltide8102Killen, Alabama USA27 Threads 7 Polls 106 Posts
Ccincy: Maybe they need to take up target practice.
If they took up target practice then they would be expected to actually hit the toliet when they used it. Yeah this is one of those things about men that women are never going to change no matter what we say.
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Dec 20, 2010 1:48 PM CST Can you tell me why
trueheart1941
trueheart1941trueheart1941brentwood essex, Essex, England UK27 Threads 8,005 Posts
I....have never...missed the.....john.......hand on my heart...that must be a first......laugh laugh laugh one hand on top....one at bottom....never fails.
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Dec 20, 2010 1:52 PM CST Can you tell me why
vinny1967
vinny1967vinny1967Dublin, Cork Ireland131 Threads 7 Polls 11,475 Posts
70Libra: We know they've got a mind of their own... but use your hand to direct/control it. Or, be prepared to mop up!


Oh if it was that easy doh

And I never miss what I aim for wink

kiss hug
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Dec 20, 2010 1:58 PM CST Can you tell me why
solitare
solitaresolitareBariloche, Rio Negro Argentina40 Threads 4,041 Posts
demonfairy: a man told me this would make a good forum... so lets see your answers...


It's like trying to shoot at something in the water; you either shoot too low or too high, rarely can one hit an actual target in water...it's like 'close'; close only counts in horseshoes or grenades...laugh
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Dec 20, 2010 5:37 PM CST Can you tell me why
demonfairy
demonfairydemonfairyNewton, North Carolina USA76 Threads 2 Polls 2,278 Posts
popcorn
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Dec 20, 2010 6:35 PM CST Can you tell me why
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA839 Threads 13,003 Posts
I don't wee the floor because the doctor said I should sit while I wee. He said I was not to pick up anything heavy! rolling on the floor laughing
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