Can you tell me why (39)
mastic55Long Island, New York USA167 Threads 6,859 PostsIt ain't me, I got sick of wetting the tips of my shoes, and now sit.Now,just my nut's get wet.
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It is those that dont wear underwear that Zip up their PeePee in the zipper, why do you think i wear underwear
Because It Hurts
and for the hitting the toilet, just put a milk jug on the counter
Because It Hurts
and for the hitting the toilet, just put a milk jug on the counter
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demonfairy: Men can not hit the john,(they seem to pee on the floor a lot)and they zip there pee-pee in there pants zipper!What are they thinking when they do this.. some woman would like to know!
That's why we go outside in our underware to use the big tree in the front lawn . Nothing gets caught, and we cant miss it. . . . .Then you get on our case about that ! !
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Eeeeewwww man pee Ya 
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demonfairy: Men can not hit the john,(they seem to pee on the floor a lot)and they zip there pee-pee in there pants zipper!What are they thinking when they do this.. some woman would like to know!
My zippers all have an electronic eye (like a garage door closer) and it knows when a large obsticle is blocking its path. If I did catch my tool in my zipper I would have to replace the zipper.
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demonfairy: Men can not hit the john,(they seem to pee on the floor a lot)and they zip there pee-pee in there pants zipper!What are they thinking when they do this.. some woman would like to know!
Here is your answer -
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I pee not on the floor but on the walls
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demonfairy: Men can not hit the john,(they seem to pee on the floor a lot)and they zip there pee-pee in there pants zipper!What are they thinking when they do this.. some woman would like to know!
I can honestly say. I have never come across this. If any male pissed on my floor or the walls including my son, they'd be cleaning it up!------ This thread is Archived ------
don't look at me i pee on my neighbors tires their dogs pees on my and i pee on their's it's only fair ------ This thread is Archived ------
demonfairy: Men can not hit the john,(they seem to pee on the floor a lot)and they zip there pee-pee in there pants zipper!What are they thinking when they do this.. some woman would like to know!
I guess I should let you in in a secret as we age our guidance system becomes inaccurate perhaps that is the reason why we miss the toilet...------ This thread is Archived ------
zdeathangelz: don't look at me i pee on my neighbors tires their dogs pees on my and i pee on their's it's only fair
you guys are to funny,guess that's why us woman love you.
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Perhaps I should give you a more scientific analogy of our inaccuracies. If you were to continuously hit the same spot multiple time you create a black hole that could suck you into oblivion.
Many years ago in college I was told by a Physics professor that if you bombard a particular spot with electrons or object you could create a black hole. Perhaps the same logic holds truth...
Many years ago in college I was told by a Physics professor that if you bombard a particular spot with electrons or object you could create a black hole. Perhaps the same logic holds truth...
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Has anybody tried writing their names when peeing out in the snow???
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demonfairy: Men can not hit the john,(they seem to pee on the floor a lot)and they zip there pee-pee in there pants zipper!What are they thinking when they do this.. some woman would like to know!
I pee on the floor but I had the zipping experience once.It was rather painfull it took at least an hour to free willy while howling at the moon,even the dogs in the neighborhood were joining in.It was a very emotional experience.------ This thread is Archived ------
grrrr,I don't pee on.............
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demonfairy: Men can not hit the john,(they seem to pee on the floor a lot)and they zip there pee-pee in there pants zipper!What are they thinking when they do this.. some woman would like to know!
That's just it - they aren't thinking! Pay attention. Ready. Aim.
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robsantiago15: Has anybody tried writing their names when peeing out in the snow???
The name?
Noooo, I am working on a new edition of Shakespeares Hamlet
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demonfairy: you guys are to funny,guess that's why us woman love you.
what's wrong with getting even their dogs does to my and i do it to theirs just like the other day i was at the airport picking up my daughters friend.a cop almost gave me a ticket i was minding my own business.just standing there trying to pee on the cars as they went by. the cop said i could not pee there i said why no there is no sign saying this is no pee zone ------ This thread is Archived ------
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