a fairy tale (8)
poor frog prince king thingy . 
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Good luck with that dumb story
you still cute anyways.
you still cute anyways.
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technically he got a first date she had him over for dinner .
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There once was a frog who was a Prince,
he met up with a Raven that was a Wintch,
Then noone has seen him since.
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he met up with a Raven that was a Wintch,
Then noone has seen him since.
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Once upon a time, there was a beautiful and self sufficent independant princess...no, Queen! While taking a walk around her huge estate, thinking of new ways to make life ever-so much beter for her worshipping subjects, she happened to walk near the large and very clean eviromentally safe man..no, woman made lake. A croaking yet melodic voice called to her from a large green lilly pad. "Lovely and OH so smart, and clever, and kind, and fashionable Queen." Looking downwards, she noticed a large, green/brown, yet not quite endangered frog. Curious, she stepped towards the lilly pad, seated amphibian, or water preffering yet quite capable of living on land being. "Oh Great and well dressed, intelligant beautiful lady, I was a wonderful king, yet an evil witch, jealous of my greatness turned me into the ugly creature you see before you. If you but grant me the boon of one kiss, I will once again be my perfect self, and you can be my wife, we can live in my enormous castle, live with my mother, and she can teach you the wonders of cooking for me, and I will be happy screwing the chambermaids, calling you derogatory names, screaming that you can't even pour water right, and you'll bear my 10 children and worship me as the greatest man ever, I will take over your world and utterly destroy it, wreaking havoc and causeing wars, you'll be grateful to have met me." The Queen, tsks but a moment. "Well, it started out nice." That night, on a repast of lightly sauteed frog legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled to herself and thought: I don't f**king think so.