Questions asked of park rangers (7)
yes the food coloring makes the lake look more natural .
we installed the glaciers about 10 years ago in an attempt to curb global warming .
well that particular moose is $500.00 cash and you have to catch it .
that's why we installed the glaciers all the igloos melted .
we train the elk shortly after birth to recognise the signs .
2000 feet above sea level .
yes if a bear is wearing a collar it is tame feel free to pet and feed it .
the tame bears with collars will pose when you get close enough that they recognise the camera .
depends if it's canadian bacon or american bacon .
the alpine flamingos migrate south this time of year try mexico or florida
not sure i just moved here .
banff is 30 kilometers that way (point any direction ) .
from space .
yes if you are cought with foreign currincy inside british columbia you will be arrested tried and convicted as a spie .
you can get raccoon hats at big willys truck stop 30 kilometers that way ( again point any direction ) .
no phones are not allowed in banff they are considered unnatural .
actually a kilometer is 5 miles .
no abla english senior .
by car it's only half a kilometer by foot .
yes you want to get back on the interstate head north for another 200 kilometers .
i lost the only map of the state of jasper sorry .
we speak english here but if you head north a little further they speak french german russian and dutch .
yes just drive straight through ontario .
yes full cavity search .
only alpine flamingos .
it was sascuach you know big foot .
the proper way to pronounce elk is belk
30 kilometers that way ( once again point any direction )
i would so be a badass park ranger .
we installed the glaciers about 10 years ago in an attempt to curb global warming .
well that particular moose is $500.00 cash and you have to catch it .
that's why we installed the glaciers all the igloos melted .
we train the elk shortly after birth to recognise the signs .
2000 feet above sea level .
yes if a bear is wearing a collar it is tame feel free to pet and feed it .
the tame bears with collars will pose when you get close enough that they recognise the camera .
depends if it's canadian bacon or american bacon .
the alpine flamingos migrate south this time of year try mexico or florida
not sure i just moved here .
banff is 30 kilometers that way (point any direction ) .
from space .
yes if you are cought with foreign currincy inside british columbia you will be arrested tried and convicted as a spie .
you can get raccoon hats at big willys truck stop 30 kilometers that way ( again point any direction ) .
no phones are not allowed in banff they are considered unnatural .
actually a kilometer is 5 miles .
no abla english senior .
by car it's only half a kilometer by foot .
yes you want to get back on the interstate head north for another 200 kilometers .
i lost the only map of the state of jasper sorry .
we speak english here but if you head north a little further they speak french german russian and dutch .
yes just drive straight through ontario .
yes full cavity search .
only alpine flamingos .
it was sascuach you know big foot .
the proper way to pronounce elk is belk
30 kilometers that way ( once again point any direction )
i would so be a badass park ranger .
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Now THAT was clever. 
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adamisk: yes the food coloring makes the lake look more natural .
we installed the glaciers about 10 years ago in an attempt to curb global warming .
well that particular moose is $500.00 cash and you have to catch it .
that's why we installed the glaciers all the igloos melted .
we train the elk shortly after birth to recognise the signs .
2000 feet above sea level .
yes if a bear is wearing a collar it is tame feel free to pet and feed it .
the tame bears with collars will pose when you get close enough that they recognise the camera .
depends if it's canadian bacon or american bacon .
the alpine flamingos migrate south this time of year try mexico or florida
not sure i just moved here .
banff is 30 kilometers that way (point any direction ) .
from space .
yes if you are cought with foreign currincy inside british columbia you will be arrested tried and convicted as a spie .
you can get raccoon hats at big willys truck stop 30 kilometers that way ( again point any direction ) .
no phones are not allowed in banff they are considered unnatural .
actually a kilometer is 5 miles .
no abla english senior .
by car it's only half a kilometer by foot .
yes you want to get back on the interstate head north for another 200 kilometers .
i lost the only map of the state of jasper sorry .
we speak english here but if you head north a little further they speak french german russian and dutch .
yes just drive straight through ontario .
yes full cavity search .
only alpine flamingos .
it was sascuach you know big foot .
the proper way to pronounce elk is belk
30 kilometers that way ( once again point any direction )
i would so be a badass park ranger .
we installed the glaciers about 10 years ago in an attempt to curb global warming .
well that particular moose is $500.00 cash and you have to catch it .
that's why we installed the glaciers all the igloos melted .
we train the elk shortly after birth to recognise the signs .
2000 feet above sea level .
yes if a bear is wearing a collar it is tame feel free to pet and feed it .
the tame bears with collars will pose when you get close enough that they recognise the camera .
depends if it's canadian bacon or american bacon .
the alpine flamingos migrate south this time of year try mexico or florida
not sure i just moved here .
banff is 30 kilometers that way (point any direction ) .
from space .
yes if you are cought with foreign currincy inside british columbia you will be arrested tried and convicted as a spie .
you can get raccoon hats at big willys truck stop 30 kilometers that way ( again point any direction ) .
no phones are not allowed in banff they are considered unnatural .
actually a kilometer is 5 miles .
no abla english senior .
by car it's only half a kilometer by foot .
yes you want to get back on the interstate head north for another 200 kilometers .
i lost the only map of the state of jasper sorry .
we speak english here but if you head north a little further they speak french german russian and dutch .
yes just drive straight through ontario .
yes full cavity search .
only alpine flamingos .
it was sascuach you know big foot .
the proper way to pronounce elk is belk
30 kilometers that way ( once again point any direction )
i would so be a badass park ranger .
Why, yes, I believe you would!!!!
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Thank you for the laughs.
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Raven0: Now THAT was clever.
thank you thank you
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"Is that food coloring in the lakes?"
"When did you build the glaciers?"
"How much for a moose?"
"Where are the igloos?"
"How do the elk know they're supposed to cross at the Elk Crossing signs?"
"At what elevation does an elk become a moose?"
"Are the bears with collars tame?"
"Is there anywhere I can see the bears pose?"
"Is it ok to keep an open bag of bacon on the picnic table, or should I store it in my tent?"
"Where can I find Alpine Flamingos?"
"Where does Alberta end and Canada begin?"
"How far is Banff from Canada?"
"What's the best way to see Canada in a day?"
"When we enter British Columbia, do we have to convert our money to British pounds?"
"Where can I buy a raccoon hat? All Canadians own one, don't they?"
"Are there phones in Banff?"
"So it's eight kilometers away. Is that in miles?"
"We're on the decibel system, you know."
"Is that two kilometers by foot or by car?"
"Did I miss the turnoff for Canada?"
"Do you have a map of the State of Jasper?"
"Is this the part of Canada that speaks French, or is that Saskatchewan?"
"If I go to British Columbia, do I have to go through Ontario?"
"Do they search you at the British Columbia border?"
"Are there birds in Canada?"
"I saw an animal on the way to Banff today. Could you tell me what it was?"
"How do you pronounce 'Elk'?" / "'Elk.'" / "Oh."
"Where can I get my husband really, REALLY lost?"