Im so bored tonight!!! (30)
Crazylegs: I wouldnt mind once he keeps the uniform on!!
fly open???????
hey what you do on your on in bed i dont want to know m8 
Big_John_Deere: mmm friction.....
on = own 
tallaght_guy: hey what you do on your on in bed i dont want to know m8
god not mean u meant the staement!!!!
ok peeps im off to bed night 
night crazy sweet dreams
Mick had moved to Malaga with his missus (she's Spanish by the way) anyway Mick is one of these guys who comes up with a lot of get rich quick schemes so when he moved over there he decided to open up a pub in the 24hr sqaure thinkin he'd get loads of business off tourists lookin for a good Irish pint.
anyways one day a spainish man walks into his bar giving Mick the eye, he sits at the far end of the bar without ordering a drink and waits there till two tourists decide to leave, as soon as they had left the Spanish man stands up and makes his way over to the front of the counter and says:
You give me money,
Mick says: what are ya talkin about?
Spanish guy: you give me money, you give me 300 and i'l keep u safe, i keep your business safe, you know what i mean.. Paddy!
Mick says: yeah i know what you mean.
The Spanish man laughs out loud: so we have a deal he says excitedly.
Mick with a grin on his face reaches his hand down behind the counter in what looks like him getting the money, but he wasn't!
he was tho grabbing his hurly, the spanish man see's it his face drops,Mick jumps over the counter and smack, hits him with it, thus showing him how he'll look after his pub
nobody ever came back to try that again
anyways one day a spainish man walks into his bar giving Mick the eye, he sits at the far end of the bar without ordering a drink and waits there till two tourists decide to leave, as soon as they had left the Spanish man stands up and makes his way over to the front of the counter and says:
You give me money,
Mick says: what are ya talkin about?
Spanish guy: you give me money, you give me 300 and i'l keep u safe, i keep your business safe, you know what i mean.. Paddy!
Mick says: yeah i know what you mean.
The Spanish man laughs out loud: so we have a deal he says excitedly.
Mick with a grin on his face reaches his hand down behind the counter in what looks like him getting the money, but he wasn't!
he was tho grabbing his hurly, the spanish man see's it his face drops,Mick jumps over the counter and smack, hits him with it, thus showing him how he'll look after his pub
nobody ever came back to try that again
Phusion69: Mick had moved to Malaga with his missus (she's Spanish by the way) anyway Mick is one of these guys who comes up with a lot of get rich quick schemes so when he moved over there he decided to open up a pub in the 24hr sqaure thinkin he'd get loads of business off tourists lookin for a good Irish pint.
anyways one day a spainish man walks into his bar giving Mick the eye, he sits at the far end of the bar without ordering a drink and waits there till two tourists decide to leave, as soon as they had left the Spanish man stands up and makes his way over to the front of the counter and says:
You give me money,
Mick says: what are ya talkin about?
Spanish guy: you give me money, you give me 300 and i'l keep u safe, i keep your business safe, you know what i mean.. Paddy!
Mick says: yeah i know what you mean.
The Spanish man laughs out loud: so we have a deal he says excitedly.
Mick with a grin on his face reaches his hand down behind the counter in what looks like him getting the money, but he wasn't!
he was tho grabbing his hurly, the spanish man see's it his face drops,Mick jumps over the counter and smack, hits him with it, thus showing him how he'll look after his pub
nobody ever came back to try that again
anyways one day a spainish man walks into his bar giving Mick the eye, he sits at the far end of the bar without ordering a drink and waits there till two tourists decide to leave, as soon as they had left the Spanish man stands up and makes his way over to the front of the counter and says:
You give me money,
Mick says: what are ya talkin about?
Spanish guy: you give me money, you give me 300 and i'l keep u safe, i keep your business safe, you know what i mean.. Paddy!
Mick says: yeah i know what you mean.
The Spanish man laughs out loud: so we have a deal he says excitedly.
Mick with a grin on his face reaches his hand down behind the counter in what looks like him getting the money, but he wasn't!
he was tho grabbing his hurly, the spanish man see's it his face drops,Mick jumps over the counter and smack, hits him with it, thus showing him how he'll look after his pub
nobody ever came back to try that again
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