A man walked into a sporting goods store and announced he was going on an African Safari and needed some equipment. A young salesman eager to make a sale quickly took him by the arm and led him to the counter where he sold this guy everything from fishing tackle to depth finders. The young clerk said that will be $ 8, 300.00. OOPPSS I forgot something said the sales clerk, you need a lion dog. The clerk runs in the back room and tells the stocking boy to go into the alley and bring him the first dog he finds and he’ll give him $20.00. The stock boy goes out and scoops up a chiwawa and brings it in and sets it on the counter. The customer said ‘Hey what kind of fool do you take me for. I’ve seen pictures of lions and they are much bigger that that dog. The clerk not wanting miss a sale picks up the dog by the tail and says, “you see these two nuts, he adjustable, he’s set for field mice.”
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The stock boy goes out and scoops up a chiwawa and brings it in and sets it on the counter.
The customer said ‘Hey what kind of fool do you take me for. I’ve seen pictures of lions and they are much bigger that that dog. The clerk not wanting miss a sale picks up the dog by the tail and says, “you see these two nuts, he adjustable, he’s set for field mice.”