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May 6, 2009 7:13 AM CST COMPETITION!
CaptainBeirutIII
CaptainBeirutIIICaptainBeirutIIILondon, Greater London, England UK95 Threads 1 Polls 1,186 Posts
I'm hitting the shower now!

Whoever beats me to having one first wins.

I bet no one can.
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May 6, 2009 7:13 AM CST COMPETITION!
Sommerauer71
Sommerauer71Sommerauer71Salzburg, Austria133 Threads 4 Polls 12,414 Posts
CaptainBeirutIII: I'm hitting the shower now!

Whoever beats me to having one first wins.

I bet no one can.


You wanna bet?
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May 6, 2009 7:14 AM CST COMPETITION!
sasseez
sasseezsasseezlakes entrance, Victoria Australia1 Threads 3,150 Posts
I HAD ONE 10 MINUTES AGO SO I WON laugh laugh
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May 6, 2009 7:17 AM CST COMPETITION!
Mercedes1
Mercedes1Mercedes1Sydney, New South Wales Australia101 Threads 1 Polls 3,764 Posts
sasseez: I HAD ONE 10 MINUTES AGO SO I WON


I had one ages agogrin laugh

You stinkiesroll eyes tongue
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May 6, 2009 7:21 AM CST COMPETITION!
jeepers
jeepersjeepersCowpet Bay, Saint Thomas Virgin Islands (USA)57 Threads 10,968 Posts
sasseez: I HAD ONE 10 MINUTES AGO SO I WON


wow
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May 6, 2009 7:27 AM CST COMPETITION!
CaptainBeirutIII
CaptainBeirutIIICaptainBeirutIIILondon, Greater London, England UK95 Threads 1 Polls 1,186 Posts
I'm back!
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May 6, 2009 7:28 AM CST COMPETITION!
CaptainBeirutIII
CaptainBeirutIIICaptainBeirutIIILondon, Greater London, England UK95 Threads 1 Polls 1,186 Posts
Dammit!
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May 6, 2009 7:28 AM CST COMPETITION!
Sommerauer71
Sommerauer71Sommerauer71Salzburg, Austria133 Threads 4 Polls 12,414 Posts
Me too!
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May 6, 2009 7:29 AM CST COMPETITION!
Mercedes1
Mercedes1Mercedes1Sydney, New South Wales Australia101 Threads 1 Polls 3,764 Posts
CaptainBeirutIII: I'm back!


Capt your back and I gotta go to bedblues

laugh wave
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May 6, 2009 7:30 AM CST COMPETITION!
sasseez
sasseezsasseezlakes entrance, Victoria Australia1 Threads 3,150 Posts
Mercedes1: Capt your back and I gotta go to bed
night mercs wave
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May 6, 2009 7:32 AM CST COMPETITION!
Mercedes1
Mercedes1Mercedes1Sydney, New South Wales Australia101 Threads 1 Polls 3,764 Posts
sasseez: night mercs


Night Sasseezwave cheering

Nite all you good peepscheering wave
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May 6, 2009 7:33 AM CST COMPETITION!
CaptainBeirutIII
CaptainBeirutIIICaptainBeirutIIILondon, Greater London, England UK95 Threads 1 Polls 1,186 Posts
Mercedes1: Capt your back and I gotta go to bed


Whilst you're asleep, we'll all chip in on a YouKnowWho look-alike and have it shipped to your doorstep.
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May 6, 2009 7:33 AM CST COMPETITION!
Big_John
Big_JohnBig_JohnOcean Springs, Mississippi USA19 Threads 9,767 Posts
Is it Saturday night already? Why a shower today? rolling on the floor laughing
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May 6, 2009 7:38 AM CST COMPETITION!
Sommerauer71
Sommerauer71Sommerauer71Salzburg, Austria133 Threads 4 Polls 12,414 Posts
CaptainBeirutIII: And then as you're to step out the door, you remember:
- Oh, crap, I forgot to make the grocery list!

And your man has to be sat there waiting for 30 minutes.

Wimmin should always hit the shower first. They're basically never done.


Oh yes! We are never done. Like driving! You are the best at it. Until you're pissed and your car is on the verge of being towed away by the traffic police and thrown in the compound for a week and a 500euro fine comes through. Oh then we are brilliant at driving, at 4am when you are bandjaxed and can't see straight!
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May 6, 2009 7:39 AM CST COMPETITION!
Sommerauer71
Sommerauer71Sommerauer71Salzburg, Austria133 Threads 4 Polls 12,414 Posts
Big_John: Is it Saturday night already? Why a shower today?


Mondays and Wednesdays for me John!

Now you know my shower habits, how do you feel?
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May 6, 2009 7:40 AM CST COMPETITION!
CaptainBeirutIII
CaptainBeirutIIICaptainBeirutIIILondon, Greater London, England UK95 Threads 1 Polls 1,186 Posts
Sommerauer71: Oh yes! We are never done. Like driving! You are the best at it. Until you're pissed and your car is on the verge of being towed away by the traffic police and thrown in the compound for a week and a 500euro fine comes through. Oh then we are brilliant at driving, at 4am when you are bandjaxed and can't see straight!


If I was in the same room as you, I wouldn't want to look straight. I'd want my eyes to wander all over.
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May 6, 2009 7:41 AM CST COMPETITION!
Big_John
Big_JohnBig_JohnOcean Springs, Mississippi USA19 Threads 9,767 Posts
Sommerauer71: Mondays and Wednesdays for me John!

Now you know my shower habits, how do you feel?


I feel fantastic today. It is a golfing day. I leave in about an hour to play with some great guys today. How are you this afternoon?
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May 6, 2009 7:42 AM CST COMPETITION!
CaptainBeirutIII
CaptainBeirutIIICaptainBeirutIIILondon, Greater London, England UK95 Threads 1 Polls 1,186 Posts
Sommerauer71: Mondays and Wednesdays for me John!

Now you know my shower habits, how do you feel?


You deliberately leave out that, yes, while you do shower on Monday and Wednesday, you start on Monday and are not done until Wednesday, when you have another which you are not done with until the following Monday.

What kind of computer you have which can be typed on under a shower, I have no idea, but you’re quite handy with the whole routine, I give you that.
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May 6, 2009 7:50 AM CST COMPETITION!
Sommerauer71
Sommerauer71Sommerauer71Salzburg, Austria133 Threads 4 Polls 12,414 Posts
Big_John: I feel fantastic today. It is a golfing day. I leave in about an hour to play with some great guys today. How are you this afternoon?


I am well thank you John, about to go back to work to rail those naughty students in with my 9 iron. I look like a fishwife stood on the steps of my school shaking my stick!
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May 6, 2009 7:51 AM CST COMPETITION!
Sommerauer71
Sommerauer71Sommerauer71Salzburg, Austria133 Threads 4 Polls 12,414 Posts
CaptainBeirutIII: You deliberately leave out that, yes, while you do shower on Monday and Wednesday, you start on Monday and are not done until Wednesday, when you have another which you are not done with until the following Monday.

What kind of computer you have which can be typed on under a shower, I have no idea, but you’re quite handy with the whole routine, I give you that.


You'd be a foolish man to underestimate the power of a woman, Captain!
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