The rat and the bird! (2)
RillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA839 Threads 13,003 PostsA man goes into a bar. At the end of the bar is a bird playing a small piano and there is a rat singing just like Elvis. he asked the bar tender if he would sell the pair. He made him a price of $500 dollars, which he paid. He loaded up the pair and the piano, beginning to leave. The bar tender came over and said, "Look here is a $100 back, I can't cheat you.....the truth is that the rat doesn't sing......the bird is a ventriloquist too!"
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RillyNiceGuy: A man goes into a bar. At the end of the bar is a bird playing a small piano and there is a rat singing just like Elvis. he asked the bar tender if he would sell the pair. He made him a price of $500 dollars, which he paid. He loaded up the pair and the piano, beginning to leave. The bar tender came over and said, "Look here is a $100 back, I can't cheat you.....the truth is that the rat doesn't sing......the bird is a ventriloquist too!"
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