Melty's Motel (88)
uptall: it's nice.... sunny and warm....
jeese lucky u it was never like that when i lived there
melty1: No we will have to raid the mini bar for that unless you wanna pop over to Kizzy's and get takeaway!
ok i will but it may take me a minute to find it
melty1: Melty's Motel
69 Foreskin Drive
Black Forest 6890
TAS
Dear Offshorewinds,
your application for Tour Operator
was successful!
Please be informed you are required to start
ASAP.
Yours SINcerely Melty's Motel Manager
69 Foreskin Drive
Black Forest 6890
TAS
Dear Offshorewinds,
your application for Tour Operator
was successful!
Please be informed you are required to start
ASAP.
Yours SINcerely Melty's Motel Manager
Fore skin drive...sounds like some golf resort with skinny-dipping heartshaped swimmin pools
Thanks I have started...The first plane load or dancing bananadanes and swedes are on the way
Hope that melts you motel 
Hope that melts you motel offshorewinds: Thanks I have started...The first plane load or dancing bananadanes and swedes are on the way Hope that melts you motel
Gee thats great work.
Where are these victimsI mean tourists????
I've even polished the latex boots and corset in preparation..
I've even polished the latex boots and corset in preparation..
Shell225: Where are these victimsI mean tourists????
I've even polished the latex boots and corset in preparation..
I've even polished the latex boots and corset in preparation..
Yes they sure are shiney Shell!
I can see that my bum looks big in these pants!
Here's a place that's collecting dust and cobwebs!
Gee and people gotta resort to a garden!
Gee and people gotta resort to a garden!
melty1: Here's a place that's collecting dust and cobwebs!
Gee and people gotta resort to a garden!
Gee and people gotta resort to a garden!
Well, this one has been kept under wraps, high time it started getting used again
wannabeauthor: Do you still have rroms available by the hour?
Lets get a room!
wannabeauthor: Do you still have rroms available by the hour?
yes we have plenty! wannabeauthor: Mine?
Hey!
Don't you know that some women are always right?
Hey!
Don't you know that some women are always right?
Hehe live n learn
wannabeauthor: Yes...
That is correct...
Can you settle the bill for the room?
That is correct...
Can you settle the bill for the room?
lol melty said it was on the house yea?
Bloody cheap Tuesday! melty1: Bloody cheap Tuesday!
ya best day! Hehehe
LoveableOne: ya best day! Hehehe
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No we will have to raid the mini bar for that unless you wanna pop over to Kizzy's and get takeaway!