Did your hear about the New York City Stockbroker who...... ( Archived) (4)

May 14, 2009 10:54 PM CST Did your hear about the New York City Stockbroker who......
lights
lightslightsDenver, Colorado USA6 Threads 504 Posts
Did you hear about the New York City stockbroker who had enough of the rush and crush of the big city and wanted more peace and quiet? So he cashed in his chips and bought a cabin in the backwoods. Nice and peaceful and quiet.

About a week after he moved in, he was standing on his porch sipping his coffee, when he noticed way down at the end of his road, an old pick-up was heading up to his place.

When the old truck pulled up, a beat-up toothless looking backwoods boy climbed out and said: "Hi thar!!!" I noticed ya moovin' in thar las week an I wanted to invite ya ta a pardy at my place tamorra night! Thar's goin ta be eatin, an drinkin, an fightin, an f-ckin. Whadyasay! Wer're gona have a real good time! Can ya come??"

Well, the broker had been a little culture shocked with all the peace and quiet, thought it might be good to drop by and get to know some of his neighbors, so he replied: "Sure, that sounds fine! What should I bring?"

And the backwoods fella says: " Bring? Ya ain't gotta bring anything!......





"It's just goin be YOU & ME!!"
------ This thread is Archived ------
May 14, 2009 11:20 PM CST Did your hear about the New York City Stockbroker who......
Oh deliver me.............
------ This thread is Archived ------
May 14, 2009 11:59 PM CST Did your hear about the New York City Stockbroker who......
lights
lightslightsDenver, Colorado USA6 Threads 504 Posts
NAKEDMUDPEOPLE: Oh deliver me.............


That is a cute response NMP. Deliver me.......

OK . Where to ?????
------ This thread is Archived ------
May 15, 2009 12:17 AM CST Did your hear about the New York City Stockbroker who......
Witchaywoman
WitchaywomanWitchaywomanCarpentersville, Illinois USA97 Threads 13 Polls 4,344 Posts
Yeeee-ha! That's what momma likes! Hih hih hih!
------ This thread is Archived ------
Post Comment - Post a comment on this Forum Thread

This Thread is Archived

This Thread is archived, so you will no longer be able to post to it. Threads get archived automatically when they are older than 3 months.

« Go back to All Threads
Message #318

Stats for this Thread

366 Views
3 Comments
by lights (6 Threads)
Created: May 2009
Last Viewed: Apr 17
Last Commented: May 2009

Share this Thread

We use cookies to ensure that you have the best experience possible on our website. Read Our Privacy Policy Here