Did you hear about the New York City stockbroker who had enough of the rush and crush of the big city and wanted more peace and quiet? So he cashed in his chips and bought a cabin in the backwoods. Nice and peaceful and quiet.
About a week after he moved in, he was standing on his porch sipping his coffee, when he noticed way down at the end of his road, an old pick-up was heading up to his place.
When the old truck pulled up, a beat-up toothless looking backwoods boy climbed out and said: "Hi thar!!!" I noticed ya moovin' in thar las week an I wanted to invite ya ta a pardy at my place tamorra night! Thar's goin ta be eatin, an drinkin, an fightin, an f-ckin. Whadyasay! Wer're gona have a real good time! Can ya come??"
Well, the broker had been a little culture shocked with all the peace and quiet, thought it might be good to drop by and get to know some of his neighbors, so he replied: "Sure, that sounds fine! What should I bring?"
And the backwoods fella says: " Bring? Ya ain't gotta bring anything!......
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About a week after he moved in, he was standing on his porch sipping his coffee, when he noticed way down at the end of his road, an old pick-up was heading up to his place.
When the old truck pulled up, a beat-up toothless looking backwoods boy climbed out and said: "Hi thar!!!" I noticed ya moovin' in thar las week an I wanted to invite ya ta a pardy at my place tamorra night! Thar's goin ta be eatin, an drinkin, an fightin, an f-ckin. Whadyasay! Wer're gona have a real good time! Can ya come??"
Well, the broker had been a little culture shocked with all the peace and quiet, thought it might be good to drop by and get to know some of his neighbors, so he replied: "Sure, that sounds fine! What should I bring?"
And the backwoods fella says: " Bring? Ya ain't gotta bring anything!......
"It's just goin be YOU & ME!!"