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Friends come and go, enemies accumulate.
Beauty is only skin deep, ugliness goes to the bone.
Celibacy is not hereditary.
The other queue always moves faster.
Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
A Smith + Wesson beats four aces.
To get a bank loan, you must first prove that you dont need it.
If all's going well, you obiviously haven't a clue about whats going on.
Things enjoyable in life are either illegal, immoral or fattening!!
(Murphy was an optimist)