who wears the pants in your family/relationship? :-) (4)
I was sent this email a while ago,after reading it again i still can laugh at it..thanks
For the record i wear the knickers and trousers in my home..
For the record i wear the knickers and trousers in my home..
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gopi59: Jack was about to marry Jill and his father took him to one side and said -
"When I married your mother, the first thing I did when we got home was
take off my trousers," he said. "I gave them to your mother and told her to
put them on.
When she did, they were enormous on her and she said to me that she
couldn't possibly wear them, as they were too large.
"I told her, of course they're too big. I wear the trousers in this
family and I always will. Ever since that day, we have never had a single
problem."
Jack took his father's advice and as soon as he got Jill alone after the
wedding, he did the same thing; took off his trousers, gave them to Jill
and told her to put them on.
Jill said that the trousers were too big and she couldn't possibly wear
them.
"Exactly," replied Jack. "I wear the trousers in this relationship and I
always will. I don't want you to forget that."
Jill paused and removed her knickers and gave them to Jack.
Try these on," she said, so he tried them on but they were too small.
"I can't possibly get into your knickers," said Jack. "Exactly," replied
Jill.
"And if you don't change your attitude, you never will."
"When I married your mother, the first thing I did when we got home was
take off my trousers," he said. "I gave them to your mother and told her to
put them on.
When she did, they were enormous on her and she said to me that she
couldn't possibly wear them, as they were too large.
"I told her, of course they're too big. I wear the trousers in this
family and I always will. Ever since that day, we have never had a single
problem."
Jack took his father's advice and as soon as he got Jill alone after the
wedding, he did the same thing; took off his trousers, gave them to Jill
and told her to put them on.
Jill said that the trousers were too big and she couldn't possibly wear
them.
"Exactly," replied Jack. "I wear the trousers in this relationship and I
always will. I don't want you to forget that."
Jill paused and removed her knickers and gave them to Jack.
Try these on," she said, so he tried them on but they were too small.
"I can't possibly get into your knickers," said Jack. "Exactly," replied
Jill.
"And if you don't change your attitude, you never will."
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"When I married your mother, the first thing I did when we got home was
take off my trousers," he said. "I gave them to your mother and told her to
put them on.
When she did, they were enormous on her and she said to me that she
couldn't possibly wear them, as they were too large.
"I told her, of course they're too big. I wear the trousers in this
family and I always will. Ever since that day, we have never had a single
problem."
Jack took his father's advice and as soon as he got Jill alone after the
wedding, he did the same thing; took off his trousers, gave them to Jill
and told her to put them on.
Jill said that the trousers were too big and she couldn't possibly wear
them.
"Exactly," replied Jack. "I wear the trousers in this relationship and I
always will. I don't want you to forget that."
Jill paused and removed her knickers and gave them to Jack.
Try these on," she said, so he tried them on but they were too small.
"I can't possibly get into your knickers," said Jack. "Exactly," replied
Jill.
"And if you don't change your attitude, you never will."