ladyfingersOPclovis, nm, New Mexico USA5,456 posts
Hymn #365 >
> > A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river." > > With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had > all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river." > > And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he > Said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, > I'd take it and pour it into the river." > > Sermon complete, he sat down. > > The song leader stood very cautiously and announced > With a smile, nearly laughing, "For our closing song, > Let us sing Hymn #365, 'Shall We Gather at the River.'" > > Smile, life is too short not to! > > If this brightened your day > Don't let it stop here > Pass it on with a smile > Keep spreading the Cheer. > > See you at the river
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> A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."
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> With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had
> all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."
>
> And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he
> Said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world,
> I'd take it and pour it into the river."
>
> Sermon complete, he sat down.
>
> The song leader stood very cautiously and announced
> With a smile, nearly laughing, "For our closing song,
> Let us sing Hymn #365, 'Shall We Gather at the River.'"
>
> Smile, life is too short not to!
>
> If this brightened your day
> Don't let it stop here
> Pass it on with a smile
> Keep spreading the Cheer.
>
> See you at the river