Knock knock (3)

Jul 9, 2009 5:04 AM CST Knock knock
skimpydoo
skimpydooskimpydooDublin, Ireland170 Threads 3 Polls 4,805 Posts
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Adolf Adolf who?
Adolph ball hit me in de mowf. Dat’s why I dawk dis way.
Knock Knock #20

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Kareem!
Kareem who?
Kareem of the crop!

Knock Knock
Who’s there!
Lemming!
Lemmming who?
Lemming tree very pretty, and the lemon flower is sweet!

Knock Knock
Who’s there!
Aardvark!
Aardvark who?
Aardvark a hundred miles for one of your smiles!

Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Dozen !
Dozen who ?
Dozen anyone want to let me in !

Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Dishes !
Dishes who ?
Dishes your friend, open the door !

Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Diesel !
Diesel who ?
Diesel be your bag on the step I suppose !

Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Egg!
Egg who ?
Egg-citing to meet you !

Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Europe !
Europe who ?
Europe’ning the door too slow, come on !
Jul 9, 2009 5:05 AM CST Knock knock
Bellysgonnagetya
BellysgonnagetyaBellysgonnagetyaDundalk, Louth Ireland87 Threads 1,267 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing
Jul 9, 2009 5:06 AM CST Knock knock
skimpydoo
skimpydooskimpydooDublin, Ireland170 Threads 3 Polls 4,805 Posts
Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Ears !
Ears who ?
Ears some more knock knock jokes for you !

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry. It’s only a joke.

Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Cash !
Cash who ?
I didn’t realise you were some kind of of nut !

Knock Knock
Who’s there !
B-2 !
B-2 who ?
B-2 school on time !

Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Banana !
Banana who ?
Banana split so ice creamed !

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy today. Sunny tomorrow
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