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Who’s there?
Adolf Adolf who?
Adolph ball hit me in de mowf. Dat’s why I dawk dis way.
Knock Knock #20
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Who’s there?
Kareem!
Kareem who?
Kareem of the crop!
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Who’s there!
Lemming!
Lemmming who?
Lemming tree very pretty, and the lemon flower is sweet!
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Who’s there!
Aardvark!
Aardvark who?
Aardvark a hundred miles for one of your smiles!
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Who’s there !
Dozen !
Dozen who ?
Dozen anyone want to let me in !
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Who’s there !
Dishes !
Dishes who ?
Dishes your friend, open the door !
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Who’s there !
Diesel !
Diesel who ?
Diesel be your bag on the step I suppose !
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Who’s there !
Egg!
Egg who ?
Egg-citing to meet you !
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Who’s there !
Europe !
Europe who ?
Europe’ning the door too slow, come on !