Let write our very own book! (14)
funkydellyKilkenny, Ireland25 Threads 2 Polls 750 PostsI shall start the story and then you have to continue with your next paragraph. . . 'one morning agnes awoke to a very bright sun shining through her window. She had a mouth like gandi's flip flop and ever single muscle in here body ached. . What had happen last night where was she how did she get here . . . Suddenly the door bust open and standing there was . . . . . .
funkydelly: I shall start the story and then you have to continue with your next paragraph. . . 'one morning agnes awoke to a very bright sun shining through her window. She had a mouth like gandi's flip flop and ever single muscle in here body ached. . What had happen last night where was she how did she get here . . . Suddenly the door bust open and standing there was . . . . . .
An old man wearing nothing but a toothless gummy smile....
funkydelly: I shall start the story and then you have to continue with your next paragraph. . . 'one morning agnes awoke to a very bright sun shining through her window. She had a mouth like gandi's flip flop and ever single muscle in here body ached. . What had happen last night where was she how did she get here . . . Suddenly the door bust open and standing there was . . . . . .
........A toothless guy grinning at her and saying..Morning you big Hot Momma....as he came into focus she saw that he was wearing her Ann Summers thong...and as he approached the bed she saw that he was holding.........
FriendlyFeline: An old man wearing nothing but a toothless gummy smile....
you have been chosen me dear, he said with distatse..follow me he said as he wagged a bony finger at her..
saoirse65: ........A toothless guy grinning at her and saying..Morning you big Hot Momma....as he came into focus she saw that he was wearing her Ann Summers thong...and as he approached the bed she saw that he was holding.........
a bulging bag of peanuts 'you said you liked nuts he grinned'. . . . 'oh my god agne's groaned and rolled over only to realise beside her in bed was a rather large . . .funkydelly: a bulging bag of peanuts 'you said you liked nuts he grinned'. . . . 'oh my god agne's groaned and rolled over only to realise beside her in bed was a rather large . . .
....bottle of Heineken..the kind they sell in Supervalu...Her first thought was.."OMG..Hess was here.."
Then she heard a loud noise coming from the hallway and a disembodie voice shouted.......
saoirse65: ....bottle of Heineken..the kind they sell in Supervalu...Her first thought was.."OMG..Hess was here.."
Then she heard a loud noise coming from the hallway and a disembodie voice shouted.......
....put that down!!!! Its too big! It will never fit!!....Then she heard a loud noise coming from the hallway and a disembodie voice shouted.......
FriendlyFeline: ....put that down!!!! Its too big! It will never fit!!....
..Agnes managed to crawl out of bed past the toothless guy. She went into the kitchen and there was Hess...standing at the toaster trying to toast the biggest.....
saoirse65: ..Agnes managed to crawl out of bed past the toothless guy. She went into the kitchen and there was Hess...standing at the toaster trying to toast the biggest.....
slice of toast ever.FriendlyFeline: ....put that down!!!! Its too big! It will never fit!!....
she dragged herself out of bed walked to de hall to see phusion and fump trying to put a big black box into a black sack 'what are ye playing at' she cried. . . She slowly moved her aching body towards them. . They seemed amused by whatever was in de box . She pulled it open and to her suprise in de box was . . . .funkydelly: she dragged herself out of bed walked to de hall to see phusion and fump trying to put a big black box into a black sack 'what are ye playing at' she cried. . . She slowly moved her aching body towards them. . They seemed amused by whatever was in de box . She pulled it open and to her suprise in de box was . . . .
..a big fluffy pink rabbit costume. Suddenly she got a flashback from the night before. OMG...FriendlyFeline: ..a big fluffy pink rabbit costume. Suddenly she got a flashback from the night before. OMG...
I remember friendlyfeline wearing that last night while she wiggled her bum on toothless guys knee, and then oh god where is it I know I was wearing she said to herself as the realisation of what she had done last night came flooding back. . . . .funkydelly: I remember friendlyfeline wearing that last night while she wiggled her bum on toothless guys knee, and then oh god where is it I know I was wearing she said to herself as the realisation of what she had done last night came flooding back. . . . .
..the club... the flaming sambuccas ..... the money, all that money... and one simple request...FriendlyFeline: ..the club... the flaming sambuccas ..... the money, all that money... and one simple request...
that he has first feel of my butt implants. . But without de money how would I get the implants how would I trick him into beliving I have had it done I know i'll stick . . . . .More Threads
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