there was a firefighter who came from work one day and said to his wife we had a new alarm system at work when bell 1 ring we get dress when bell 2 ring we are ready to get down the pole and when bell 3 ring we are ready to to get in the firetruck
from now on we will work like the fire departement when i said bell 1 i want you to wash yourself bell 2 i want you to prepared yourself to bed and when i said bell 3 we will screwed all night
the next day the fire fighter came home and said bell 1 so the wife got her shower and the fire fighter yield bell 2 so she prepared herself to bed and then he said bell 3 and was screwing
the wife replyed bell 4 the fire fighter ask to his wife what was bell 4 mean
she said more hose........your no where near the fire.........
there was a blind man,a woman with her husband and their 7 kids waiting for the bus the bus was really pack only 8 could take the bus the husband said to her wife go with the kids me and M. blind will walk to the next stop. so they start to walk click click click click click click the blind man does with his white cane the husband annoying by the noise said you should put a rubber at the end of your cane the blind man said if you had put a rubber we won't walk today......lol
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there was a firefighter who came from work one day and said to his wife we had a new alarm system at work
when bell 1 ring we get dress when bell 2 ring we are ready to get down the pole and when bell 3 ring we are ready to
to get in the firetruck
from now on we will work like the fire departement when i said bell 1 i want you to wash yourself bell 2 i want you to prepared yourself to bed and when i said bell 3 we will screwed all night
the next day the fire fighter came home and said bell 1 so the wife got her shower and the fire fighter yield bell 2 so she prepared herself to bed and then he said bell 3 and was screwing
the wife replyed bell 4 the fire fighter ask to his wife what was bell 4 mean
she said more hose........your no where near the fire.........