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I'M NO chef , but been known 2 cook up a nice candle light dinner.
I'M NO Rocky, but can protect my woman.
I'M NO Brad Pit , but still attract the ladies.
I'M NO Casanova , but they still think of me & smile..(had another comment here , but decided hmmmmm maybe later.
I'M NO Robin Williams , but will make ya pee your pants w/laughter
CAUTION VERY WARPED SENSE OF HUMOR AHEAD
If you would like to know what I am , then ladies feel free to drop me a line..