If you come home & your ol' lady is makin a chocolate cake & it's nobodies birthday.....STAY THE HELL OUT OF HER WAY!!!... ..... yOU MIGHT AS WELL PLAN A FISHIN' TRIP FOR BOUT' A WEEK...
While at a bar 1 night I noticed this cute little blonde lookin at me every time she came around near where I was sittin' while she was dancin'....A little while after she left the dance floor she came up to me & said "hey man do get high?"......I mean WTH kinda intro is that????.....
I am a collector of sorts & every room in my house some sort of theme goin on from country store to war between the states...I have found this is a turn off for some women , but hey it's a guy place..they dont have to be here...I have been in some ladies homes w/some lite decor such as a cple nice prints & lamps etc sorta felt like i was in a funeral polar....nope not for me......anyway ladies remember as a rule a guys place it gonna have some clutter, so please be kind.
Her hair her eyes & her smile, then if we should strike up a convo I listen mostly...at the end of the convo I will know if she's shallow or materialistic which are BIG turn offs.. If she can hold my interest w/some stimulating convo then we have a chance at a 2nd meeting.....
hmmmmmmm well from the list i would say that 2, 5,6, & 7 are out along w/caring, nice & real....that is me & it aint workin'... ... I have noticed that the 1s who get cheated on , & treated bad love there ol' man & follow him like a pup...go figure?
I find the same thing & a lot of times they are too good for the ones they are with..... I know ladies who are in an abusive relationships & ask myself why they stay or go back to them. Man what I would give for some of these ladies.. Maybe that's for another thread..Getting on w/this 1.... That does not make us bad people just because we are single...Maybe we choose not to settle just because we are alone, so hang in there & have fun lookin.....The right 1 will come along , at least that is what I keep tellin myself...
I'M NO sugar daddy but can show you a good time. I'M NO chef , but been known 2 cook up a nice candle light dinner. I'M NO Rocky, but can protect my woman. I'M NO Brad Pit , but still attract the ladies. I'M NO Casanova , but they still think of me & smile..(had another comment here , but decided hmmmmm maybe later. I'M NO Robin Williams , but will make ya pee your pants w/laughter CAUTION VERY WARPED SENSE OF HUMOR AHEAD
If you would like to know what I am , then ladies feel free to drop me a line..
RE: Things You Need To Know About Women. All True
Oh 1 more thing I forgot too mention...If you come home & your ol' lady is makin a chocolate cake & it's nobodies birthday.....STAY THE HELL OUT OF HER WAY!!!... ..... yOU MIGHT AS WELL PLAN A FISHIN' TRIP FOR BOUT' A WEEK...