ladyfingersOPclovis, nm, New Mexico USA5,456 posts
Prince Charles was driving around his mother's estate when he accidentally ran over her favourite dog," Corgi", crushing it to a pulp.
He got out of his Range Rover and sat down on the grass totally distraught. The whole world was against him and now his mother would go ballistic.
Suddenly he noticed an old lamp half-buried in the ground. He dug it up, polished it and immediately a genie appeared. 'You have freed me from thousands of years of imprisonment,' said the genie. 'As a reward I shall grant you one wish.
' Well,' said the Prince, 'I have all the material things I need, but let me show you this dog.' They walked over to the splattered remains of the dog. 'Do you think you could bring this dog back to life for me?' the Prince asked.
The genie carefully looked at the remains and shook his head. 'This body is too far gone for even me to bring it back to life. Is there something else you would like?'
Prince Charles thought for a minute, reached into his pocket and pulled out two photos. 'I was married to this beautiful woman called Diana,' he said, showing the genie the first photo.
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He got out of his Range Rover and sat down on the grass totally distraught. The whole world was against him and now his mother would go ballistic.
Suddenly he noticed an old lamp half-buried in the ground. He dug it up, polished it and immediately a genie appeared. 'You have freed me from thousands of years of imprisonment,' said the genie. 'As a reward I shall grant you one wish.
' Well,' said the Prince, 'I have all the material things I need, but let me show you this dog.' They walked over to the splattered remains of the dog. 'Do you think you could bring this dog back to life for me?' the Prince asked.
The genie carefully looked at the remains and shook his head. 'This body is too far gone for even me to bring it back to life. Is there something else you would like?'
Prince Charles thought for a minute, reached into his pocket and pulled out two photos. 'I was married to this beautiful woman called Diana,' he said, showing the genie the first photo.