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Jul 20, 2009 1:08 PM CST Woman's Dictionary
kat7169
kat7169kat7169norfolk, Virginia USA2 Threads 138 Posts
Woman's Dictionary

1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Do It and DIE!

5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
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Jul 20, 2009 1:12 PM CST Woman's Dictionary
Polarbutterfly
PolarbutterflyPolarbutterflyunknown, Northwest Territories Canada115 Threads 9,486 Posts
Wow!You've described me so perfectly.roll eyes

laugh
In response to: Woman's Dictionary

1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Do It and DIE!

5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
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Jul 20, 2009 1:14 PM CST Woman's Dictionary
kat7169
kat7169kat7169norfolk, Virginia USA2 Threads 138 Posts
I would think this would describe many women, myself included.
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Jul 20, 2009 1:15 PM CST Woman's Dictionary
BOBANBOBAN
BOBANBOBANBOBANBOBANPozarevac City, Central Serbia Serbia8 Threads 3,464 Posts
kat7169: Woman's Dictionary

1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Do It and DIE!

5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)


typing just to write it down......nerd
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Jul 20, 2009 1:15 PM CST Woman's Dictionary
kat7169: Woman's Dictionary

1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Do It and DIE!

5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
i like to explore that dictionary,i have many words to see thier meaninglaugh
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Jul 20, 2009 1:16 PM CST Woman's Dictionary
Hi Kat , That is cute, tho alot of truth to it as Well



How Many Lashes does one get for Spelling Kat wit a Crolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing doh laugh


Glad I caught myselfshock giggle
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Jul 20, 2009 1:17 PM CST Woman's Dictionary
Polarbutterfly
PolarbutterflyPolarbutterflyunknown, Northwest Territories Canada115 Threads 9,486 Posts
That it does.
kat7169: I would think this would describe many women, myself included.
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Jul 20, 2009 1:23 PM CST Woman's Dictionary
kat7169
kat7169kat7169norfolk, Virginia USA2 Threads 138 Posts
BOBANBOBAN: ok this one too....and just for you to know

you can forget about Santa and a Christmas present this year


Santa always brings me really good stuff devil
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Jul 20, 2009 1:30 PM CST Woman's Dictionary
faux_punk
faux_punkfaux_punkbelton, Texas USA25 Threads 2 Polls 219 Posts
This is great... but now it's out of date. Something that my dad taught me is that men WILL NEVER be on the same page as women. As soon as we think we have them figured out they change everything and put us back in the dark....


So now I'm scared as to what the new dictionary might be.
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Jul 20, 2009 1:35 PM CST Woman's Dictionary
kat7169
kat7169kat7169norfolk, Virginia USA2 Threads 138 Posts
faux_punk: This is great... but now it's out of date. Something that my dad taught me is that men WILL NEVER be on the same page as women. As soon as we think we have them figured out they change everything and put us back in the dark....So now I'm scared as to what the new dictionary might be.


We have to keep you men wondering, makes things interesting and a little spicey.
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