Southern Parachutist! (1)
RillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA839 Threads 13,003 PostsA bunch of good ole boys from the south were being trained to jump from a plane. The trainer told them that they were to make their first jump from 1000 feet up. One ole boy asked if maybe the first jump could only be from 500 feet up. The instructor told them that the parachute would not have time to open before they hit the ground. One ole boy said, "We get parachutes?" 
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