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Aug 1, 2009 5:53 PM CST If at first you dont succeed....
kissmedeeply
kissmedeeplykissmedeeplyPetitcodiac, New Brunswick Canada70 Threads 15,139 Posts
One night as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts to rub his wifes arm..

The wife rolls over and said not tonight dear i have Gynaecologist appointment tomorrow I want to stay fresh..

The husband rejected turns over...

A few mins later he rolls back over and taps his wife again, honey to you have a Dentist appointment tomorrow too



rolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 1, 2009 6:03 PM CST If at first you dont succeed....
darren9030
darren9030darren9030Peterborough, Cambridgeshire, England UK56 Threads 1 Polls 9,665 Posts
Lmao at both - thanks for the laugh rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 1, 2009 6:04 PM CST If at first you dont succeed....
kissmedeeply
kissmedeeplykissmedeeplyPetitcodiac, New Brunswick Canada70 Threads 15,139 Posts
darren9030: Lmao at both - thanks for the laugh


your welcometeddybear
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Aug 1, 2009 6:05 PM CST If at first you dont succeed....
druidess6308
druidess6308druidess6308Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA79 Threads 13,695 Posts
kissmedeeply: One night as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts to rub his wifes arm..

The wife rolls over and said not tonight dear i have Gynaecologist appointment tomorrow I want to stay fresh..

The husband rejected turns over...

A few mins later he rolls back over and taps his wife again, honey to you have a Dentist appointment tomorrow too
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing thumbs up Good one, KMD!
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Aug 1, 2009 6:06 PM CST If at first you dont succeed....
avecaim
avecaimavecaimSan Jose, California USA9 Threads 1 Polls 4,084 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing sad rolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 1, 2009 6:11 PM CST If at first you dont succeed....
angelface123
angelface123angelface123somewhere, Arkansas USA3 Threads 350 Posts
I neede a good laugh rolling on the floor laughing grin rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 1, 2009 6:11 PM CST If at first you dont succeed....
kissmedeeply
kissmedeeplykissmedeeplyPetitcodiac, New Brunswick Canada70 Threads 15,139 Posts
angelface123: I neede a good laugh
i got more do you want to hear themgrin
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Aug 1, 2009 6:17 PM CST If at first you dont succeed....
searcher1
searcher1searcher1unknown, North Carolina USA2 Threads 34 Posts
Yes we do.Keep em coming please.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 1, 2009 6:22 PM CST If at first you dont succeed....
searcher1
searcher1searcher1unknown, North Carolina USA2 Threads 34 Posts
kmd you're on a roll tonight.laugh laugh
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Aug 1, 2009 6:36 PM CST If at first you dont succeed....
kissmedeeply
kissmedeeplykissmedeeplyPetitcodiac, New Brunswick Canada70 Threads 15,139 Posts
One day, 3 men rushed their wifes in an emergency room..

after awhile the doctor came out yelling mr smith. mr. smith. are you here?

Yes i am right here

great news you had twins

Oh thats great i workd for a doublemint company.

After 5 mins the doctor ran out yelling mr. jones. mr. jones are you here?

yes i am right here

Great news you had triplets..

Spectualer becos i work for 3M

Later the doctor ran out yelling Mr.Ford. Mr Ford.. are you hear?

right here doctor

wait a min. the man said i aint stickin around for this i work at the 7-11rolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 1, 2009 6:38 PM CST If at first you dont succeed....
avecaim
avecaimavecaimSan Jose, California USA9 Threads 1 Polls 4,084 Posts
kissmedeeply: One day, 3 men rushed their wifes in an emergency room..

after awhile the doctor came out yelling mr smith. mr. smith. are you here?

Yes i am right here

great news you had twins

Oh thats great i workd for a doublemint company.

After 5 mins the doctor ran out yelling mr. jones. mr. jones are you here?

yes i am right here

Great news you had triplets..

Spectualer becos i work for 3M

Later the doctor ran out yelling Mr.Ford. Mr Ford.. are you hear?

right here doctor

wait a min. the man said i aint stickin around for this i work at the 7-11



rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing thumbs up
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Aug 1, 2009 7:41 PM CST If at first you dont succeed....
kissmedeeply
kissmedeeplykissmedeeplyPetitcodiac, New Brunswick Canada70 Threads 15,139 Posts
Trffic Camera

A man was driving when the traffic cammera flashed, He thought the picture was taken for exceeding the speed limit, even though he knew he wasnt speeding. Just to be sure he went around the block again and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly, but again the camera flashed.He thought that was quite funny, so he slowed down even further as he drove passed the area, but the camera flashed yet again. he tried the fourth time with the same result. The fifth time he was laughing when the camera flashed as he rolled past at a snails pace.

Two weeks later, he got five traffic fine letters in the mail for driving without a seat belt..rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 3, 2009 12:55 PM CST If at first you dont succeed....
kissmedeeply
kissmedeeplykissmedeeplyPetitcodiac, New Brunswick Canada70 Threads 15,139 Posts
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