Someone tell a joke..... ( Archived) (95)

Aug 1, 2009 7:42 PM CST Someone tell a joke.....
amahlala
amahlalaamahlalaAberdeen, South Dakota USA21 Threads 8,314 Posts
Okay, it's Saturday night and for some odd reason....I am at home..playing on the computer....I don't want to be serious...so someone please tell a joke or two.....grin
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Aug 1, 2009 7:43 PM CST Someone tell a joke.....
kissmedeeply
kissmedeeplykissmedeeplyPetitcodiac, New Brunswick Canada70 Threads 15,139 Posts
go read my thread...if a first you dont succeed
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Aug 1, 2009 7:44 PM CST Someone tell a joke.....
Kristine1
Kristine1Kristine1Abilene, Texas USA2 Threads 381 Posts
dunno I'm blank and very bored too just surfing around...need some laughs too!!! Been a rough week....so tell em!!laugh
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Aug 1, 2009 7:45 PM CST Someone tell a joke.....
Why did the lollypop cross the road?

















It was stuck to the chicken.
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Aug 1, 2009 7:48 PM CST Someone tell a joke.....
cameraman
cameramancameramanSt. Petersburg, Florida USA29 Threads 19 Polls 2,501 Posts
"Have you ever noticed that the waiter who takes your order is not the one who brings your food anymore? What is that about? And which waiter are you tipping, anyway? I think that next time I go to a restaurant I'll just say, "Oh, sorry, I only eat the food. The guy who pays the bill will be along shortly."
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Aug 1, 2009 7:51 PM CST Someone tell a joke.....
kissmedeeply
kissmedeeplykissmedeeplyPetitcodiac, New Brunswick Canada70 Threads 15,139 Posts
look my thread up..there are lots of jokes theregrin
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Aug 1, 2009 7:53 PM CST Someone tell a joke.....
cameraman
cameramancameramanSt. Petersburg, Florida USA29 Threads 19 Polls 2,501 Posts
"Why do they call it a "building"? It looks like they're finished. Why isn't it a "built"?
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Aug 1, 2009 7:53 PM CST Someone tell a joke.....
amahlala
amahlalaamahlalaAberdeen, South Dakota USA21 Threads 8,314 Posts
NAKEDMUDPEOPLE: Why did the lollypop cross the road?It was stuck to the chicken.


darn those kids!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 1, 2009 7:53 PM CST Someone tell a joke.....
Brian67
Brian67Brian67Aurora, Ontario Canada7 Threads 295 Posts
NAKEDMUDPEOPLE: Why did the lollypop cross the road?It was stuck to the chicken.


OK this can get pervertedprofessor rolling on the floor laughing

how the heck did the lolly-pop get stuck on the chicken because she has no lips to suck on it!uh oh
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Aug 1, 2009 7:54 PM CST Someone tell a joke.....
amahlala
amahlalaamahlalaAberdeen, South Dakota USA21 Threads 8,314 Posts
Brian67: OK this can get perverted

how the heck did the lolly-pop get stuck on the chicken because she has no lips to suck on it!


perverted humor works - oh wait that's just medevil rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 1, 2009 8:13 PM CST Someone tell a joke.....
amahlala
amahlalaamahlalaAberdeen, South Dakota USA21 Threads 8,314 Posts
kissmedeeply: look my thread up..there are lots of jokes there


Love your jokes!rolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 1, 2009 8:16 PM CST Someone tell a joke.....
stranger007
stranger007stranger007elstree, Hertfordshire, England UK3 Threads 111 Posts
amahlala: Okay, it's Saturday night and for some odd reason....I am at home..playing on the computer....I don't want to be serious...so someone please tell a joke or two.....
Are you wearing....?
oooops
I ill keep it pg 13
what do u call a brunet standing between two blondes?
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Aug 1, 2009 8:17 PM CST Someone tell a joke.....
amahlala
amahlalaamahlalaAberdeen, South Dakota USA21 Threads 8,314 Posts
stranger007: Are you wearing....?
oooops
I ill keep it pg 13
what do u call a brunet standing between two blondes?


Interpreter?laugh
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Aug 1, 2009 8:20 PM CST Someone tell a joke.....
stranger007
stranger007stranger007elstree, Hertfordshire, England UK3 Threads 111 Posts
amahlala: Interpreter?


kudos for uapplause
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Aug 1, 2009 8:20 PM CST Someone tell a joke.....
amahlala
amahlalaamahlalaAberdeen, South Dakota USA21 Threads 8,314 Posts
stranger007: kudos for u


blushing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 1, 2009 8:22 PM CST Someone tell a joke.....
stranger007
stranger007stranger007elstree, Hertfordshire, England UK3 Threads 111 Posts
stranger007: kudos for u
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you must be far away from yuma
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Aug 1, 2009 8:22 PM CST Someone tell a joke.....
amahlala
amahlalaamahlalaAberdeen, South Dakota USA21 Threads 8,314 Posts
stranger007: #
you must be far away from yuma


Nope! Here in Yuma.....Yuma....Yuma....tongue
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Aug 1, 2009 8:27 PM CST Someone tell a joke.....
confused When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets crowded.confused
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Aug 1, 2009 8:28 PM CST Someone tell a joke.....
amahlala
amahlalaamahlalaAberdeen, South Dakota USA21 Threads 8,314 Posts
NAKEDMUDPEOPLE: When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets crowded.


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 1, 2009 8:30 PM CST Someone tell a joke.....
The early bird may get the worm, but it is the second mouse that gets the cheese!
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