Full moon stories anyone ? (98)
jeepers: which one, the rabbit, the kitty or the ear ?
Those magicians aint got nothing over me with their black hats........
------ This thread is Archived ------
SensualVixen: Those magicians aint got nothing over me with their black hats........
Need an assistant ? 
------ This thread is Archived ------
Tnpseudonym: One BLUE moon i was on my way into work (half hour drive) and swerved to miss a flipping skunk.
While i was thinking how nice it was to miss that stink filled bomb i hit a rabbit. Felt god awful i murdered a bunny.
One my way to my overnight job i stopped in and checked on my aunt. While leaving her apt. i ran over a damn kitten. I slamed on my breaks trying to miss it.
by the time i got to work i was crying. my boss made fun of me, calling me a fluffy critter killer and laughing. and if that wasn't enough, after work i was on my way home and my car just died. Putt putt click and nothing.
The mechanic who fixed my car said he'd pulled a skinned rabbit ear outta my alternator!!!
While i was thinking how nice it was to miss that stink filled bomb i hit a rabbit. Felt god awful i murdered a bunny.
One my way to my overnight job i stopped in and checked on my aunt. While leaving her apt. i ran over a damn kitten. I slamed on my breaks trying to miss it.
by the time i got to work i was crying. my boss made fun of me, calling me a fluffy critter killer and laughing. and if that wasn't enough, after work i was on my way home and my car just died. Putt putt click and nothing.
The mechanic who fixed my car said he'd pulled a skinned rabbit ear outta my alternator!!!
Ok--I used to thump bunnies every morning going to work. I spit a few kittens, too. I caught a few deer, too. All the mechanics at work used to pick on me and say that they were going deer hunting with me. All they had to do was ride around with me in the truck--I'd do the rest.------ This thread is Archived ------
jeepers: This is the moon that is just now coming up over St.Thomas. It is 99% full tonight. If you live west of the Virgin islands it is headed your way.
Does the moon phase effect anyone on here, it does me for sure.
Let's hear some "what happens" stories that happened on a full moon.
Does the moon phase effect anyone on here, it does me for sure.
Let's hear some "what happens" stories that happened on a full moon.
What is more lovely that to watch the full moon in the Caribbean, lovely sound of crickets and frogs, waves lapping at the shore down by the beach, palm trees swaying in the breeze
Okay people lets not all try to crowd onto the plane at the same time, there is enough paradise to go around for everyone.
------ This thread is Archived ------
tainogirl: What is more lovely that to watch the full moon in the Caribbean, lovely sound of crickets and frogs, waves lapping at the shore down by the beach, palm trees swaying in the breeze Okay people lets not all try to crowd onto the plane at the same time, there is enough paradise to go around for everyone.
I tell you what Taino, getting up on the side of one of these hills on the east side of the island, you can see the full moon rising above St.John. The sea between us turns into a silver mirror, it is so awesome. I am going to get a great shot of that one day. 
------ This thread is Archived ------
jeepers: I tell you what Taino, getting up on the side of one of these hills on the east side of the island, you can see the full moon rising above St.John. The sea between us turns into a silver mirror, it is so awesome. I am going to get a great shot of that one day.
What can I say Jeep the Caribbean rocks!!!
------ This thread is Archived ------
tainogirl: What can I say Jeep the Caribbean rocks!!!
Yes it does, they even have a nickname for St.Thomas.."rock city" .------ This thread is Archived ------
jeepers: This is the moon that is just now coming up over St.Thomas. It is 99% full tonight. If you live west of the Virgin islands it is headed your way.
Does the moon phase effect anyone on here, it does me for sure.
Let's hear some "what happens" stories that happened on a full moon.
Does the moon phase effect anyone on here, it does me for sure.
Let's hear some "what happens" stories that happened on a full moon.
Lets see, Things will be more hechtic at work.
A dormant creature, Will the begin to burst out from the pit of my stomach
....just gas
------ This thread is Archived ------
namcazam: Lets see, Things will be more hechtic at work.
A dormant creature, Will the begin to burst out from the pit of my stomach ....just gas
Gas...you're lucky. Did you see what came out of SV's butt ? A dormant creature, Will the begin to burst out from the pit of my stomach ....just gas
------ This thread is Archived ------
I was on a tour boat on the St. Lawrence River and a boat passed us and one of the guys on the boat mooned us.
------ This thread is Archived ------
i didn't know it was a full moon. the mosquitoes(missspelled) have me trapped inside my house. i think those things want for me to stick my butt out the door and they dive on me like i am the main course at a family reunion. I have developed a whole new race. i am tan with red polka dots. ok today i had a shelf that fell on my head that hung about my living room sofa. it had resin pig statues on it and a picture of me and my brother. the pigs got me and then my picture fell on my head. i guess i knocked the soup outta my own self! oh, and a cave cricket jumped on me at work today while i was in the bathroom at work. i looked down in the sink and saw King Kong Cricket and i literally almost showed my butt at work! that all the stupid stuff that plagued me today.
oh, and a cave cricket jumped on me at work today while i was in the bathroom at work. i looked down in the sink and saw King Kong Cricket and i literally almost showed my butt at work! that all the stupid stuff that plagued me today.------ This thread is Archived ------
vanitystorm: i didn't know it was a full moon. the mosquitoes(missspelled) have me trapped inside my house. i think those things want for me to stick my butt out the door and they dive on me like i am the main course at a family reunion. I have developed a whole new race. i am tan with red polka dots. ok today i had a shelf that fell on my head that hung about my living room sofa. it had resin pig statues on it and a picture of me and my brother. the pigs got me and then my picture fell on my head. i guess i knocked the soup outta my own self! oh, and a cave cricket jumped on me at work today while i was in the bathroom at work. i looked down in the sink and saw King Kong Cricket and i literally almost showed my butt at work! that all the stupid stuff that plagued me today.
So, in other words, you like to talk about your but during the full moon phase ? 
------ This thread is Archived ------
jeepers: So, in other words, you like to talk about your but during the full moon phase ?
nope. the insects are trying to declare war on me.------ This thread is Archived ------
jeepers: I know people who work in the emergency room. They tell me they have more patients during full moons. Crime goes up according to some folk. And I ain't telling what happens to me. I am still in hiding !!
Do I have to go face the public on the full moon today? Need to go back to bed since I was awake all night minding the cave.
------ This thread is Archived ------
tennesseejudy: Do I have to go face the public on the full moon today? Need to go back to bed since I was awake all night minding the cave.
You can come snuggle up with me. We can sleep today and be at it again tonight. 
------ This thread is Archived ------
I have to be tied up for my own safety, usually when its full moon i become extremely hairy, my nose and mouth become very elongated and am able to scratch behind my ears with my foot...
One particular full moon, one minute i was watching tv, the next thing i know, i wake up the next day im on the floor and completely naked with a taste of hairy nutsack in my mouth.
I worked out that i must of been on the couch licking my balls (as canis lupis are known to do) and fallen off and knocked myself out...... and thats why i have to be tied up....
One particular full moon, one minute i was watching tv, the next thing i know, i wake up the next day im on the floor and completely naked with a taste of hairy nutsack in my mouth.
I worked out that i must of been on the couch licking my balls (as canis lupis are known to do) and fallen off and knocked myself out...... and thats why i have to be tied up....
------ This thread is Archived ------
Ok, let's try this again. Now I believe it's the full moon, not sure.
I know there are some humdinger stories out there.
I know there are some humdinger stories out there.
------ This thread is Archived ------
jeepers: I know people who work in the emergency room. They tell me they have more patients during full moons. Crime goes up according to some folk. And I ain't telling what happens to me. I am still in hiding !!
I work in Radiology, During a full moon we definitly get some very interesting character that come in.
------ This thread is Archived ------
This Thread is Archived
This Thread is archived, so you will no longer be able to post to it. Threads get archived automatically when they are older than 3 months.
« Go back to All Threads
« Go back to All Threads
More Threads
rarotonga
What's going on
Nature
1830's Music
everything is changing
Don Shits-In-Pants!!!
What I Lack In Vocabulary
How far is too far?
Salami, Salami, Baloney
Heavy Bass In The PM
More Threads
Report threads that break rules, are offensive, or contain fighting. Staff may not be aware of the forum abuse, and cannot do anything about it unless you tell us about it. click to report forum abuse »
If one of the comments is offensive, please report the comment instead (there is a link in each comment to report it).
If one of the comments is offensive, please report the comment instead (there is a link in each comment to report it).
While i was thinking how nice it was to miss that stink filled bomb i hit a rabbit. Felt god awful i murdered a bunny.
One my way to my overnight job i stopped in and checked on my aunt. While leaving her apt. i ran over a damn kitten. I slamed on my breaks trying to miss it.
by the time i got to work i was crying. my boss made fun of me, calling me a fluffy critter killer and laughing. and if that wasn't enough, after work i was on my way home and my car just died. Putt putt click and nothing.
The mechanic who fixed my car said he'd pulled a skinned rabbit ear outta my alternator!!!