I BET NONE OF YOU EVER LOOKED TROUBLE STRAIGHT IN THE FACE & EVEN IF YOU DID COULD'NT TELL US THE .. (11)

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Oh I've been in many mad situations....... All sponsored by Heineken. None were ever troublesome aside from one occasion.
One night this lad grabbed my brother by the throat in the chipper and I had a bag of cans...... and without even thinking walloped them off him. Honestly, I hate violence but it was like, instinctive!
But I didn't really look trouble in the face, I ran as fast as my wee legs could carry me, making sure that the bag didn't break.

Yep in college a few years back i stayed in college dorms, we all got very bored so we played loads of practical jokes on each other, you know what a group of lads can get up ta
Well 1 of the boys went to the toilet but he knew there was something up so he brought a rainjacket in to the cubicle with him
We grabbed the firehose and stretched it out and brought it into the toilets and turned it on, I tried to squeeze the nozzle in between the gap at the top of the toilet door and the ceiling but it wouldnt really fit, He got soaked alright but he was wearing the rainjacket so he wasnt so bad, the rest of us were in stitches laughing at it all and of course i wanted him to get absolutely drowned with water as pay back from a prank he played on me earlier on that day so i went into the cubicle next to the 1 he was in and tried to stand up on the toilet cistern so i could reach the hose in over to his cubicle properly, It worked for all of 5 seconds then the the whole cistern crumbled under me and broke into i dunno how many pieces, it started gushing water out and flooded the toilets out and even went out onto the corridor and flooded a few rooms and seeped through the ceiling into people roomas below
We were all pissed on cider and had smoked a few joints but we knew we`d get into awful trouble over it all so i decided to take the blame and made up a story to tell the owners,
They were fairly pissed off when i met them but i told them i had been relieveing myself in the toilet and as i went to stand up i slipped and my elbow cracked off the cistern, They believed me i dunno why cause it was such a crazy lie to tell them, I didnt have to pay any compensation because only superficial damage was caused

YOU TELL A GREAT STORY Bellysgonnagetya



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how did you get on at college ? how long were you there for ?

spent 3 years at college, graduated last year

what did you study then ?

horticulture

I looked Trouble straight in the face...and then married him!!!!

brave woman