How to fix the Toilet ( Archived) (24)

Aug 16, 2009 8:35 PM CST How to fix the Toilet
wonderworker
wonderworkerwonderworkercosby, Tennessee USA201 Threads 2 Polls 1,883 Posts
....with a volumn of poetry,a jug And a fly rod....
You tell me.I never got many toilets fixed.......
But I tried.....
cool
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Aug 16, 2009 8:36 PM CST How to fix the Toilet
jeepers
jeepersjeepersCowpet Bay, Saint Thomas Virgin Islands (USA)57 Threads 10,968 Posts
wonderworker: ....with a volumn of poetry,a jug And a fly rod....
You tell me.I never got many toilets fixed.......
But I tried.....
Just be sure not to pick your nose before you wash your hands, that smell will stay in your nostrils all day...uh oh
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Aug 16, 2009 8:58 PM CST How to fix the Toilet
wonderworker: ....with a volumn of poetry,a jug And a fly rod....
You tell me.I never got many toilets fixed.......
But I tried.....
Call a plumber or a handyman!
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Aug 16, 2009 9:00 PM CST How to fix the Toilet
ladyfingers
ladyfingersladyfingersclovis, nm, New Mexico USA261 Threads 1 Polls 5,456 Posts
wonderworker: ....with a volumn of poetry,a jug And a fly rod....
You tell me.I never got many toilets fixed.......
But I tried.....


..a loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou
beneath the toilet trying to fix the leak.

How funny.rolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 16, 2009 9:09 PM CST How to fix the Toilet
wonderworker
wonderworkerwonderworkercosby, Tennessee USA201 Threads 2 Polls 1,883 Posts
NAKEDMUDPEOPLE: Call a plumber or a handyman!


"I fix broken hearts;Oh I'm your Handyman..."
James Taylor


cool
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Aug 29, 2009 6:56 PM CST How to fix the Toilet
lorax888
lorax888lorax888richmond, Virginia USA8 Threads 294 Posts
When i moved into my new apartment i fixed both of the toilets. I'm not a plumber but the problem was simply the owner of the property being stupid. The toilet is a simple archaic device that only has a few parts, troubleshooting is not brain surgery.


Dennis
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Aug 29, 2009 7:00 PM CST How to fix the Toilet
USThumper
USThumperUSThumperMexico, New York USA4 Threads 3,957 Posts
wonderworker: ....with a volumn of poetry,a jug And a fly rod....
You tell me.I never got many toilets fixed.......
But I tried.....
Take all tat stuff and head on out to the creek. Enjoy yourself, If your out fishing, nobody is using the toilet anyway.beer beer cheers
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Aug 29, 2009 7:02 PM CST How to fix the Toilet
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA839 Threads 13,003 Posts
The old thing of putting used coffee grounds in the toilet to keep it working well is a false notion passed from a real purpose. The plumbers would put the grounds in the tank (not the bowl) to see if the flapper valve was leaking (by seeing dark streaks down the bowl inside) But people mixed it up and started putting them in the bowl and flushing them to make it work better. doh Peoples is silly.....you know that!
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Aug 29, 2009 7:05 PM CST How to fix the Toilet
minniemoo
minniemoominniemooCork, Ireland12 Threads 651 Posts
ring my brother rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 29, 2009 7:20 PM CST How to fix the Toilet
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA839 Threads 13,003 Posts
We had outhouses and just let it all hang out!grin
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Aug 29, 2009 7:25 PM CST How to fix the Toilet
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA839 Threads 13,003 Posts
If i came over i would be there fore play!rolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 29, 2009 7:25 PM CST How to fix the Toilet
lights
lightslightsDenver, Colorado USA6 Threads 504 Posts
Yeah, but first I probably should get my mind out of the toilet.
NAKEDMUDPEOPLE: My idea of foreplay is having a man around to fix the things I need fixing. I hope you can only imagine the gratitude.
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Aug 29, 2009 7:27 PM CST How to fix the Toilet
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA839 Threads 13,003 Posts
lights: Yeah, but first I probably should get my mind out of the toilet.


You do look a little flushed!rolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 29, 2009 7:28 PM CST How to fix the Toilet
lights: Yeah, but first I probably should get my mind out of the toilet.
No, if your mind is off the toilet my needs will not be fulfilled.doh
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Aug 29, 2009 7:30 PM CST How to fix the Toilet
lights
lightslightsDenver, Colorado USA6 Threads 504 Posts
NAKEDMUDPEOPLE: My idea of foreplay is having a man around to fix the things I need fixing. I hope you can only imagine the gratitude.


Can you imagine my imagination???
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Aug 29, 2009 7:30 PM CST How to fix the Toilet
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA839 Threads 13,003 Posts
lorax888: I don't let cows crap on my crapper. You can teach them to crap but not to flush. Dennis
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing



moooooving right along!grin
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Aug 29, 2009 7:30 PM CST How to fix the Toilet
RillyNiceGuy: You do look a little flushed!

I will call the handyman and pay him big bucks.
I would love to have someone who cared about my living and do these things because they want to.
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Aug 29, 2009 7:32 PM CST How to fix the Toilet
lights
lightslightsDenver, Colorado USA6 Threads 504 Posts
NAKEDMUDPEOPLE: I will call the handyman and pay him big bucks.
I would love to have someone who cared about my living and do these things because they want to.


Right, right, right, right

That's RIGHT
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Aug 29, 2009 7:33 PM CST How to fix the Toilet
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA839 Threads 13,003 Posts
NAKEDMUDPEOPLE: I will call the handyman and pay him big bucks.
I would love to have someone who cared about my living and do these things because they want to.
and not just for the bucks!
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Aug 29, 2009 8:28 PM CST How to fix the Toilet
searcher1
searcher1searcher1unknown, North Carolina USA2 Threads 34 Posts
USThumper: Take all tat stuff and head on out to the creek. Enjoy yourself, If your out fishing, nobody is using the toilet anyway.


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