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Aug 21, 2009 11:04 PM CST The One
How's this for apocalyptic literature.This was written by a pastor's wife in bibical prose as a commentary of current events.It's brillant.

'' THE ONE "

And it came to pass in the Age of Insanity that the people of the land called America, having lost their morals, their initiative, and their will to defend their liberties, chose as their Supreme Leader that person known as "The
One".

He emerged from the vapors with a message that had no meaning; but He hypnotized the people telling them, "I am sent to save you. My lack of experience, my questionable ethics, my monstrous ego, and my association with evil doers are of no consequence. For I shall save you with Hope and Change.

Go, therefore, and proclaim throughout the land that he who preceded me is evil, that he has defiled the nation, and that all he has built must be destroyed." And the people rejoiced, for even though they knew not what "The
One" would do, he had promised that it was good; and they believed. And "The One" said "We live in the greatest country in the world. Help me change everything about it!" And the people said, "Hallelujah! Change is good!"

Then He said, "We are going to tax the rich fat-cats." And the people said "Sock it to them!" "And we will redistribute their wealth." And the people said, "Show us the money!"And then He said, "Redistribution of wealth is good for everybody."

And Joe the plumber asked, "Are you kidding me? You're going to steal my money and give it to the deadbeats??" And "The One" ridiculed and taunted him, and Joe's personal records were hacked and publicized.

One lone reporter asked, "Isn't that Marxist policy?" And she was banished from the kingdom! Then a citizen asked, "With no foreign relations experience and having zero military experience or knowledge, how
will you deal with radical terrorists?" And "The One" said, "Simple. I shall sit with them and talk with them and show them how nice we really are; and they will forget that they ever wanted to kill us all!" And the people said,
"Hallelujah! We are safe at last, and we can beat our weapons into free cars for the people!"

Then "The One" said, "I shall give 95% of you lower taxes." And one, lone voice said, "But 40% of us don't pay ANY taxes." So "The One" said, "Then I shall give you some of the taxes the fat-cats pay!" And the people said,
"Hallelujah!! Show us the money!"

Then "The One" said, "I shall tax your Capital Gains when you sell your homes!" And the people yawned and the slumping housing market collapsed. And He said, "I shall mandate employer- funded health care for EVERY worker and raise the minimum wage. And I shall give every person unlimited health care and medicine and transportation to the clinics.." And the people said, "Give me some of that!"

Then he said, "I shall penalize employers who ship jobs overseas." And the people said, "Where's my rebate check?"

Then "The One" said, "I shall bankrupt the coal industry and electricity rates will skyrocket!" And the people said, "Coal is dirty, coal is evil, no more coal! But we don't care for that part about higher electric rates." So
"The One" said, "Not to worry. If your rebate isn't enough to cover your expenses, we shall bail you out. Just sign up with ACORN and your troubles are over!"

Then He said, "Illegal immigrants feel scorned and slighted. Let's grant them amnesty, Social Security, free education, free lunches, free medical care, bi-lingual signs and guaranteed housing..." And the people said,
"Hallelujah!!" And they made him King!


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Aug 21, 2009 11:07 PM CST The One
And so it came to pass that employers, facing spiraling costs and ever-higher taxes, raised their prices and laid off workers. Others simply gave up and went out of business and the economy sank like unto a rock dropped from a cliff. The banking industry was destroyed. Manufacturing slowed to a crawl. And more of the people were without a means of support.

Then "The One" said, "I am the "The One" - The Messiah - and I'm here to save you! We shall just print more money so everyone will have enough!" But our foreign trading partners said unto Him, "Wait a minute. Your dollar is not worth a pile of camel dung! You will have to pay more..." And the people said, "Wait a minute. That is unfair!!" And the world said, "Neither are these other idiotic programs you have embraced.. Lo, you have become a Socialist state and a second-rate power. Now you shall play by our rules!"

And the people cried out, "Alas, alas!! What have we done?" But yea verily, it was too late. The people set upon "The One" and spat upon him and stoned him, and his name was dung. And the once mighty nation was no more; and the once proud people were without sustenance or shelter or hope. And the Change "The One" had given them was as like unto a poison that had destroyed them and like a whirlwind that consumed all that they had built. And the people beat their chests in despair and cried out in anguish, "Give us back our nation and our pride and our hope!!" But it was too late, and their homeland was no more.

You may think this is a fairy tale, but it's not.
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Aug 21, 2009 11:10 PM CST The One
Grandepensees
GrandepenseesGrandepenseesVerviers, Liege Belgium45 Threads 1 Polls 3,691 Posts
It's NOT a fairy tale??confused

Oh, I see, just like the Bible isn't a fairy talerolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 21, 2009 11:15 PM CST The One
Grandepensees: It's NOT a fairy tale??

Oh, I see, just like the Bible isn't a fairy tale



My sister in law sent this to me.
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Aug 21, 2009 11:17 PM CST The One
Grandepensees
GrandepenseesGrandepenseesVerviers, Liege Belgium45 Threads 1 Polls 3,691 Posts
somechick: My sister in law sent this to me.


Is that supposed to give it credence?laugh

You know, I don't know why the Republicans call Obama "Messiah" when it was BUSH who talked about having had word from on highrolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 21, 2009 11:19 PM CST The One
Grandepensees: Is that supposed to give it credence?

You know, I don't know why the Republicans call Obama "Messiah" when it was BUSH who talked about having had word from on high



Maybe you should ask the ones who use that term.I've seen some people on this site use the term Messiah.Maybe it's because that some politicans like to play god with peoples lives.
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Aug 21, 2009 11:20 PM CST The One
mnowsa
mnowsamnowsaRajshahi, Rajshahi Division Bangladesh145 Threads 3 Polls 7,536 Posts
Grandepensees: Is that supposed to give it credence?

You know, I don't know why the Republicans call Obama "Messiah" when it was BUSH who talked about having had word from on high


i think they are trying to say that bush is the messiah and obama is judaslaugh
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Aug 21, 2009 11:20 PM CST The One
woodzchick
woodzchickwoodzchickCallands, Virginia USA38 Threads 1 Polls 2,006 Posts
Wow...I think that is pretty powerful!
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Aug 21, 2009 11:22 PM CST The One
Grandepensees: Is that supposed to give it credence?

You know, I don't know why the Republicans call Obama "Messiah" when it was BUSH who talked about having had word from on high



No it doesn't give it credence and never claimed it did.I sent a copy of this to a member and they wanted me to post it here.
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Aug 21, 2009 11:23 PM CST The One
Grandepensees
GrandepenseesGrandepenseesVerviers, Liege Belgium45 Threads 1 Polls 3,691 Posts
You got set up!!!! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 21, 2009 11:25 PM CST The One
Grandepensees: You got set up!!!!




rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Nah I doubt it.
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Aug 21, 2009 11:25 PM CST The One
mnowsa
mnowsamnowsaRajshahi, Rajshahi Division Bangladesh145 Threads 3 Polls 7,536 Posts
somechick: No it doesn't give it credence and never claimed it did.I sent a copy of this to a member and they wanted me to post it here.


awww...our poor somechick (chiku chiku chiku)..somebody gave her something to post and she just happily obliged. aren't you nice?laugh
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Aug 21, 2009 11:26 PM CST The One
Grandepensees
GrandepenseesGrandepenseesVerviers, Liege Belgium45 Threads 1 Polls 3,691 Posts
mnowsa: awww...our poor somechick (chiku chiku chiku)..somebody gave her something to post and she just happily obliged. aren't you nice?


She fell for it like Collin Powell fell for the WMD's rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 21, 2009 11:27 PM CST The One
mnowsa: awww...our poor somechick (chiku chiku chiku)..somebody gave her something to post and she just happily obliged. aren't you nice?



Oh hush you.My sister in law posted this on her site so I posted it here.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing


Poor somechick not hardly.
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Aug 21, 2009 11:28 PM CST The One
Grandepensees: She fell for it like Collin Powell fell for the WMD's



Oh really now.rolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 21, 2009 11:31 PM CST The One
mnowsa
mnowsamnowsaRajshahi, Rajshahi Division Bangladesh145 Threads 3 Polls 7,536 Posts
Grandepensees: She fell for it like Collin Powell fell for the WMD's


I just hope that our adorable somechick didn't get hurt real bad when she fell on her soft "bum"comfort
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Aug 21, 2009 11:32 PM CST The One
mnowsa: I just hope that our adorable somechick didn't get hurt real bad when she fell on her soft "bum"



Oh please.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 21, 2009 11:35 PM CST The One
mnowsa
mnowsamnowsaRajshahi, Rajshahi Division Bangladesh145 Threads 3 Polls 7,536 Posts
somechick: Oh please.


But it is ok...we all love you and we are not going to say that you "fell"hmmm
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Aug 21, 2009 11:38 PM CST The One
mnowsa: But it is ok...we all love you and we are not going to say that you "fell"



Yeah right and this isn't really a singles site.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 21, 2009 11:40 PM CST The One
mnowsa
mnowsamnowsaRajshahi, Rajshahi Division Bangladesh145 Threads 3 Polls 7,536 Posts
somechick: Yeah right and this isn't really a singles site.
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