ITS RAINING MEN (533)
SummerUK: I have nice soft wings if you would like to take a seat under one of them. I'll look after you don't fret
Maybe I will.... but I need to ask... are you really an angel.... coz if your only a chicken...... I won't do it.
Don't want to get shat on from a great height !
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Englishman55: Does that mean the rest of us are not the "dirt" that you speak of.
I guess that shat in your laundry basket, then
I guess that shat in your laundry basket, then
I guess it did... I have been fooled. How could he? He promised that I was the only one for him and that he was going to spend the rest of his life making me happy
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wyowilly: No guts, no glory!!
Hey its hard ya know? Would you do it? Stick your neck out in front of everyone else just for One lady? I bet you wouldn't
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Englishman55: Maybe I will.... but I need to ask... are you really an angel.... coz if your only a chicken...... I won't do it.
Don't want to get shat on from a great height !
Don't want to get shat on from a great height !
Chickens don't fly ya muppet
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SummerUK: I guess it did... I have been fooled. How could he? He promised that I was the only one for him and that he was going to spend the rest of his life making me happy
Calm down, relax, take a deep breath and let me pour you a glass
There will be others.
So spread those wonderfull wings..... dump on that last guy and move on... more wine
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Englishman55: Calm down, relax, take a deep breath and let me pour you a glass
There will be others.
So spread those wonderfull wings..... dump on that last guy and move on... more wine
There will be others.
So spread those wonderfull wings..... dump on that last guy and move on... more wine
but he loved me from the minute he first saw me? From just one look and the intricate details about myself that I have on my profile (of which there are none). I mean thats Love isn't it?
he told me do in his very first email to me
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SummerUK: Chickens don't fly ya muppet
Think of the mess they could make if they did.
Must have been thinking of some other "bird" then
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tainogirl: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGLZqDXau98
Its nice to see so many members coupling up lately, but way too many potentially wonderful men still on the shelf. So my proposal is that we hold an auction, the highest bidder get to run off with her prize. Any candidates that would not mind being scooped up by one of the lovely ladies here, feel free to put forward your name and tell us what you got to offer to the lucky lady who gets you. To start off my auction I found two willing candidates. Virgiomonkey and SeekandDestroy. Now before some of you turn up your noses, The bark is worse than the bite, they have great untapped potential - and if all else fails there's nothing a bit of electric tape, a club and a cave can't fix. In the right hands they would be putty.(Better the man that is open and up front and you know where he stands than the man who just tells you what you want to hear to impress you or seems too perfect). Guys we'd like to hear from you and ladies vote for your guy by posting a flower, the lady who posts the most flowers for a guy gets to claim her prize.
(P.S.Ladies please don't forget to vote for my two candidates - hey I got a bet to win )
Its nice to see so many members coupling up lately, but way too many potentially wonderful men still on the shelf. So my proposal is that we hold an auction, the highest bidder get to run off with her prize. Any candidates that would not mind being scooped up by one of the lovely ladies here, feel free to put forward your name and tell us what you got to offer to the lucky lady who gets you. To start off my auction I found two willing candidates. Virgiomonkey and SeekandDestroy. Now before some of you turn up your noses, The bark is worse than the bite, they have great untapped potential - and if all else fails there's nothing a bit of electric tape, a club and a cave can't fix. In the right hands they would be putty.(Better the man that is open and up front and you know where he stands than the man who just tells you what you want to hear to impress you or seems too perfect). Guys we'd like to hear from you and ladies vote for your guy by posting a flower, the lady who posts the most flowers for a guy gets to claim her prize.
(P.S.Ladies please don't forget to vote for my two candidates - hey I got a bet to win )
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hopefloats: Sorry T, didn't mean to kill your thread by offering popcorn and soda!
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SummerUK: but he loved me from the minute he first saw me? From just one look and the intricate details about myself that I have on my profile (of which there are none). I mean thats Love isn't it?
he told me do in his very first email to me
he told me do in his very first email to me
Forget him .... move on..... there will be others !!
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Kristine1: I'll throw in for seekanddestroy
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snuggs99: Hi Taino. I'm confused. You said to vote with a flower. How does that nominate a man. Don't you want us to name him?
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SummerUK: Blimey how the heck do you choose between those two? I'd want both of them
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morgan5: Thats another thread
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kekei: Add one more dollar to that.
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Since women didn't vote for men. 
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cameraman: Voted.
Seeeeeee! proves my point Chicken
No one wants to commit themselves on a thread only to be rejected or to maybe put off others they might like too
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wyowilly: Heck yes I would!!
Would you? You would vote all your flowers for One woman even if you hadn't spoke before? And possibly pissing off all the other women who might like you?
Really? (raises an eyebrow)
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