The Last Word... back by popular demand. (911)
kismatWhangarei, Northland New Zealand11 Threads 1,869 Posts
mine
kismat: mine
nope, mine....DjWabbet: nope, mine....
nope mine
bjsss: nope mine
share the word
NEVER!!!! The word is my precioussssssssss.......
DjWabbet: NEVER!!!! The word is my precioussssssssss.......
the word is my preciousssssss....
shell slaps dj with a blind fish..
Shell225: the word is my preciousssssss....shell slaps dj with a blind fish..
Oh no you dont spark plug! DJ Pokes his brolly through the spokes of shells bike and as she rushes to meet the pavement with her forehead the word bounces back into DJ's hands...
Shell looks at her mangled bike wheel and 
Shell225: Shell looks at her mangled bike wheel and
i`ll fix ya bike wheel soon, i just want me word back.............thank u kindly
and BJ took my word!!!
Shell picks up the mangled bike wheel, frisbees it at BJ, knocks him sensless and takes the word back
Shell225: and BJ took my word!!! Shell picks up the mangled bike wheel, frisbees it at BJ, knocks him sensless and takes the word back
and that's without Shell wand
but whilst bj and shell are having a domestic, and Shell feels 
bad and rans to the aid of BJ lying stunned on the groundtarnz grabs the word
and outta there fast tarnsnz: and that's without Shell wand but whilst bj and shell are having a domestic, and Shell feels bad and rans to the aid of BJ lying stunned on the ground
tarnz grabs the word and outta there fast
tarnz grabs the word and outta there fast
shell has given BJ mouth to mouth
BJ dons the cape and chases tarnsnz grabs the word after overtaking her and streaks off into the sunset bjsss: shell has given BJ mouth to mouth BJ dons the cape and chases tarnsnz grabs the word after overtaking her and streaks off into the sunset
not BLOODY likely
Ry you take my rord handsum man?? You tink you berry funny, but meee nooo tink you funny. You rive me back da rord
(chinese dinner has taken effect)
Shell225: not BLOODY likely
Ry you take my rord handsum man?? You tink you berry funny, but meee nooo tink you funny. You rive me back da rord
(chinese dinner has taken effect)
Ry you take my rord handsum man?? You tink you berry funny, but meee nooo tink you funny. You rive me back da rord
(chinese dinner has taken effect)
while shell is is turn chinese BJ runs in grabs his word and bolts like hell....... mine mine mine
bjsss: while shell is is turn chinese BJ runs in grabs his word and bolts like hell....... mine mine mine
but not before shell stabs him with her chopsticks...
rine rine rine
Shell225: but not before shell stabs him with her chopsticks... rine rine rine
really shell.. me don`t think so
bye bjsss: really shell.. me don`t think so bye
Dj Arrives to see BJ lying in a pool of hoisin sauce and 122 chopsticks embedded in his back quickly he arrests Shell and takes the word as evidence (exhibit "B")DjWabbet: Dj Arrives to see BJ lying in a pool of hoisin sauce and 122 chopsticks embedded in his back quickly he arrests Shell and takes the word as evidence (exhibit "B")
exhibit "B" is actually BJ and has grabbed his and taken off again
bjsss: exhibit "B" is actually BJ and has grabbed his and taken off again
yep, carry on with ya story, i just want the word
bjsss: exhibit "B" is actually BJ and has grabbed his and taken off again
Seeing BJ running off with the evidence the wabbet picks up a whole peking duck, makes a note of wind direction and speed, quickly calculates the trajectory and throws it at BJ.Watching the peking duck on what is possibly its last flight DJ cant help but marvel at the beautiful parabolic arch the sauce leaking out of the duck is making, all too soon "THUD" the duck reaches its destination via BJ's head and down his back.
Quickly arresting BJ for trying to make off with the word, DJ hand cuffs him and hands him over to another officer to take care of.
As BJ is lead away DJ cant help but crack a wry smile at the hard to explain stain on the back of BJ's pants left by the flying peking Duck....
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