Chat Up lines (28)
GráMoChroí : GOD I still live in hope
Common give us some more of those chat ups.Maybe a few that got a positive response and not a black eye
Caroline
screw me if im wrong but you want to kiss me dont you?Common give us some more of those chat ups.Maybe a few that got a positive response and not a black eye
Caroline
I want you to have my children..they're in the car outside..
You look,,almost stupid enough to date me..
You know, for a tall chick your feet are'nt to big..
You look,,almost stupid enough to date me..
You know, for a tall chick your feet are'nt to big..
Biggles5000: The best one i ever heard was in langton nite club one night a guy went up to ask a girl for a dance the girl replied ask me sister im sweating.
hahaha! jeez how do you respond to that! if i was the guy i would have said "well you dont sweat much for a fat bird!" 
mikey2009: I got a smack in the gob for saying this!!
"I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good!"
"I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good!"
oh ive just remembered one from when me and the girls were on hols,
i think the same guy used the same chat up line on a few of us
Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
he didnt get the reaction he was looking for
i think the same guy used the same chat up line on a few of us
Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
he didnt get the reaction he was looking for
do you like cheeze?
because i m an easy single!!!!!!!!!!
never a fan of chat up lines, more of a make a joke or say hello kinda guy
because i m an easy single!!!!!!!!!!
never a fan of chat up lines, more of a make a joke or say hello kinda guy
a mate on hols said this to an english lass!!
"" can ya just stop there for a sec! wanna look in your eyes an see if there as gorgeous as i think they are?""
three hrs later he was scratchin his lad! wonderin what she`d given him?? 
"" can ya just stop there for a sec! wanna look in your eyes an see if there as gorgeous as i think they are?""
three hrs later he was scratchin his lad! wonderin what she`d given him??
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Common give us some more of those chat ups.Maybe a few that got a positive response and not a black eye
Caroline
Not so much as a chat-up line, but before when i got talking to women i used to try and impress them by saying i was studying to be a doctor, and im on work placement. Surprising a lot of women used to believe it. However last summer i was in belfast and this girl i was chatting to so happened to be a doctor!
When i told her i was a "doctor" to be too she starting asking me a lot of doctor related questions. However cos im so stubborn i didn't want to come clean, and it ended in a big fight over how to treat a certain patient with a certain illness
So the moral of the story is don't try and impress women with storiesand fibs like that because it does come back and bite u!