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easybreez: A husband and wife came for counselling after 20 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 20 years they had been married.
She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured over the course of their marriage.
Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking the wife to stand, embraced and kissed her passionately as her husband watched with a raised eyebrow. The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze.
The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?" The husband thought for a moment and replied, "Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays,
I go fishing !!!!"
She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured over the course of their marriage.
Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking the wife to stand, embraced and kissed her passionately as her husband watched with a raised eyebrow. The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze.
The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?" The husband thought for a moment and replied, "Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays,
I go fishing !!!!"
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Sounds familiar 
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can you do this fridays go fishing cant miss the fishing trips but did not care if a man he knew nothing about kissed his wife in front of him cool
i was waiting to hear homer say come on marg need to go other wise all the blame will be on me
damo9
i was waiting to hear homer say come on marg need to go other wise all the blame will be on me
damo9
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An elderly couple comes into a lawyer's office. He asked if they were there to write their wills but much to his surprise they were there to get divorced.
Puzzled he asked how long they had been married.
"Seventy-two years of pure hell!" The man replied.
"You ain't been no walk in the flowers yourself his wife," growled at him.
Then things got ugly.
Finally after listening to the two of them fight and list each others failings for fifteen minutes the lawyer yelled at them to both pipe down and answer one question for him, "You two have obviously not been happy together for the last seventy-one and a half years. Why the hell didn't you get divorced decades ago?"
The couple looked at each other shocked and finally the woman spoke, "We had to wait for the kids to die, They couldn't of took us splittin' up."
Puzzled he asked how long they had been married.
"Seventy-two years of pure hell!" The man replied.
"You ain't been no walk in the flowers yourself his wife," growled at him.
Then things got ugly.
Finally after listening to the two of them fight and list each others failings for fifteen minutes the lawyer yelled at them to both pipe down and answer one question for him, "You two have obviously not been happy together for the last seventy-one and a half years. Why the hell didn't you get divorced decades ago?"
The couple looked at each other shocked and finally the woman spoke, "We had to wait for the kids to die, They couldn't of took us splittin' up."
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She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured over the course of their marriage.
Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking the wife to stand, embraced and kissed her passionately as her husband watched with a raised eyebrow. The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze.
The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?"
The husband thought for a moment and replied, "Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays,
I go fishing !!!!"