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Oct 1, 2009 1:09 PM CST Confession of a clever Italian kid...............lol lol
hollandgirl
hollandgirlhollandgirlSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada523 Threads 4,464 Posts
clever little kid...................
Thread: AN ITALIAN BOY'S CONFESSION...............


A young italian boy decides that it is time for confession...so he goes to the local church and sits in the confession box. moments later, the priest slides open the window and waits....

'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl'.

The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano ?'

'Yes, Father, it is.'

'And who was the girl you were with?'

'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation'

Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?'

'I cannot say.'

'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?'

'I'll never tell.'

'Was it Nina Capelli?'

'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'

'Was it Cathy Piriano?'

'My lips are sealed.'

'Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?'

'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'



The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months.
Now you go and behave yourself.'



Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, 'What'd you get?'



'Four months vacation and five good leads.
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Oct 1, 2009 1:14 PM CST Confession of a clever Italian kid...............lol lol
ssokol
ssokolssokolunknown, Florida USA8 Threads 2 Polls 73 Posts
lmao this is one smart kid hahaharolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 1, 2009 1:15 PM CST Confession of a clever Italian kid...............lol lol
RobertC2
RobertC2RobertC2Xaghra, Gozo, Gozo Malta91 Threads 8 Polls 8,344 Posts
ssokol: lmao this is one smart kid hahaha


Was it ssokol? blushing
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Oct 1, 2009 1:21 PM CST Confession of a clever Italian kid...............lol lol
hollandgirl
hollandgirlhollandgirlSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada523 Threads 4,464 Posts
ssokol: lmao this is one smart kid hahaha



Yep he sure is a clever kid rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 2, 2009 8:36 AM CST Confession of a clever Italian kid...............lol lol
friends4now
friends4nowfriends4nowMelbourne, Florida USA73 Threads 10 Polls 2,366 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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