STORY TIME! Chapter 1... (57)
LadyPhoenix1965: Let's have some fun! I'll start a story, and you all add to it. Make it saucy, funny, romantic... Just please be respectful of the other posters, and have some FUN!!
Chapter One...
It had been such a long day, chasing after the kids, running errands, picking up the yard. I was BEAT! Oh, if only someone would make dinner tonight... Then the doorbell rang. It was Todd from next door, asking to borrow some BBQ sauce...
Chapter One...
It had been such a long day, chasing after the kids, running errands, picking up the yard. I was BEAT! Oh, if only someone would make dinner tonight... Then the doorbell rang. It was Todd from next door, asking to borrow some BBQ sauce...
"He caught me just as I was wiping my wet hands on my pants which were unbuttoned... He blushed as he realized i noticed
his gaze at my exposed belly .... I tried not to let him know that
I could see his ample manhood was aroused by the bit of flesh I had inadverdently shown.. I had only prayed he had not noticed me
blush.. but heck, I'm a grown woman, and i know Bob is a confirmed bachlor....
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opps.. I ment "Todd".. not Bob..
I never could get my men right..
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I never could get my men right..
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SoldierByte: opps.. I ment "Todd".. not Bob..
I never could get my men right..
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I never could get my men right..
---SoldierByte---
Actually, it was Todd that came by, but I didn't realize he was actually the twin brother of Bob, my neighbour, and that he was just in town visiting for the weekend.
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LadyPhoenix1965: Actually, it was Todd that came by, but I didn't realize he was actually the twin brother of Bob, my neighbour, and that he was just in town visiting for the weekend.
Well... I'm glad we sorted that one out then
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Todd looked at me, and looked around the room, which was in obvious chaos, and asked if we would like to pop over for a couple of burgers.
"Thanks, but my ex will be by any minute to take the kids for the weekend."...
"Thanks, but my ex will be by any minute to take the kids for the weekend."...
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LadyPhoenix1965: Actually, it was Todd that came by, but I didn't realize he was actually the twin brother of Bob, my neighbour, and that he was just in town visiting for the weekend.
So when I was shocked when Bob grabbed me into his arms, kissed me
on my neck and professed his want and desire for me.. I struggled and pushed at his chest, I cried as I felt his teeth
nip and bite my ear and neck.. he was breathing hard, so was I..
trying to think.. I pushed with all my strength and shouted..
"did you want the store bought or my homemade Bar-B-Q sauce..?/".. He looked at me in awe and I saw a smile appear on his face like no other.. Sauce.??" he asked.. What I want...
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SoldierByte: So when I was shocked when Bob grabbed me into his arms, kissed me
on my neck and professed his want and desire for me.. I struggled and pushed at his chest, I cried as I felt his teeth
nip and bite my ear and neck.. he was breathing hard, so was I..
trying to think.. I pushed with all my strength and shouted..
"did you want the store bought or my homemade Bar-B-Q sauce..?/".. He looked at me in awe and I saw a smile appear on his face like no other.. Sauce.??" he asked.. What I want...
---SoldierByte---
on my neck and professed his want and desire for me.. I struggled and pushed at his chest, I cried as I felt his teeth
nip and bite my ear and neck.. he was breathing hard, so was I..
trying to think.. I pushed with all my strength and shouted..
"did you want the store bought or my homemade Bar-B-Q sauce..?/".. He looked at me in awe and I saw a smile appear on his face like no other.. Sauce.??" he asked.. What I want...
---SoldierByte---
Are you gay soldier... thats a very strange thing for you to be writing... or should I read the whole thread !!
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THE KIDS, YOU IDIOT!!! Not in front to the kids!
Then my ex walked in the door and saw me, my clothes all disheveled, and Bob's very obvious hard-on pushing against his jeans, plainly MUCH bigger than his own...
Then my ex walked in the door and saw me, my clothes all disheveled, and Bob's very obvious hard-on pushing against his jeans, plainly MUCH bigger than his own...
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Englishman55: Are you gay soldier... thats a very strange thing for you to be writing... or should I read the whole thread !!
Play nice, English! Read, or write, but please play nice.
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come on now ! this is the only thing I had in 2 years , spice it up ! bbq style!
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LadyPhoenix1965: Play nice, English! Read, or write, but please play nice.
Not sure I wanna play this game... sounds like a "spit roast" coming up and after the talk of the Bar-B-Q I don't think this is really for my sensative ears
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LadyPhoenix1965: THE KIDS, YOU IDIOT!!! Not in front to the kids!
Then my ex walked in the door and saw me, my clothes all disheveled, and Bob's very obvious hard-on pushing against his jeans, plainly MUCH bigger than his own...
Then my ex walked in the door and saw me, my clothes all disheveled, and Bob's very obvious hard-on pushing against his jeans, plainly MUCH bigger than his own...
I gotta get some lettuce for the sald said my husband.. he walked out the door slamming it as he left..
"Why are you here?' I asked wondering what he had in mind..
"Iwanted to tell you something" he said as he walked in and settled on my couch.. I looked around the room, dorrs locked, shutters closed..?/ GOOD, whatever happens.. will either make
my day or put me in prison... "would you care for a drink?" I asked as he paged through my latest copy of "gay-boy" magazine..
"no, doll-face, just give me fruit juice.. you know I'm a veggie type of guy".. So I trudged into the kitchen wondering just how I'd pull this off.. all of a sudden.. BINGO..!! I had it..
I know what he likes.. and darn if I won't give it to him..!!
NO MORE "nice girl" from me.. I slammed the fridge and almost ran to his side.. a bit out of breath I knelt at his knees and whispered...
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Englishman55: Not sure I wanna play this game... sounds like a "spit roast" coming up and after the talk of the Bar-B-Q I don't think this is really for my sensative ears
C'mon, English, you know you can be spicy...
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I gotta have a sausage for dinner, Baby, please give the sausage...
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aw,come on yall , 2 years without , I can do Better , have done better ! turn up the passion !
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rebelluvr: aw,come on yall , 2 years without , I can do Better , have done better ! turn up the passion !
It's kinda like politics, Luvr, you can't complain if you don't vote. In here, you can't whine if you don't contribute.
What you got???
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A long time ago I used to write poems and try to get them published ,sold some to adult mags , had some teachers steal some , caused a splitup between friends and caused too much trouble with my ex . so quit!
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And now, back to our regularly scheduled program, already in progress...
I got the kids' backpacks ready and got them out the door. The ex was leaning up against the truck, arms crossed across his chest, very obviously pissed. "You have a lot o' men in and outta here with their d*ck on fire waitin' for me leave??" I knew I was gonna pay dearly for this...
I got the kids' backpacks ready and got them out the door. The ex was leaning up against the truck, arms crossed across his chest, very obviously pissed. "You have a lot o' men in and outta here with their d*ck on fire waitin' for me leave??" I knew I was gonna pay dearly for this...
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Damn geting me all worked up and leaving me hanging. 
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Chapter One...
It had been such a long day, chasing after the kids, running errands, picking up the yard. I was BEAT! Oh, if only someone would make dinner tonight... Then the doorbell rang. It was Todd from next door, asking to borrow some BBQ sauce...