BUDGET NEWS FOR YOU (6)

Nov 20, 2009 7:45 AM CST BUDGET NEWS FOR YOU
shadowlord69
shadowlord69shadowlord69dublin, Dublin Ireland76 Threads 3,778 Posts
as the current economic crisis persists certain measures will be introduced as and from the 1st of december 2009


1 - air / oxygen will be taxed this is due to its apparent shortage therefore we will be charged for its use coupons will be availaible at tescos

2 - electricity will only be available for 2 hours a day this will be strictly monitored

3 - a triple tax will be put on all forms of footwear due to the fact the damage to footpaths and roads will no longer be tolerated

4 - laughter and fun will be abolished as from this date this will be punishable by a mandatory 3 year prison sentance

5 - any xmas decoations deemed politically demeaning will be met with the full force of the law

6 - all games consoles will be banned and access to the internet will be only allowed by govenment officials




2 -
Nov 20, 2009 7:48 AM CST BUDGET NEWS FOR YOU
1 to 5 i can live with but no internet

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooodoh uh oh uh oh uh oh uh oh uh oh uh oh uh oh uh oh
Nov 20, 2009 7:48 AM CST BUDGET NEWS FOR YOU
scarwolve
scarwolvescarwolvescarwolfs den, Carlow Ireland313 Threads 18 Polls 3,060 Posts
shadowlord69: as the current economic crisis persists certain measures will be introduced as and from the 1st of december 2009 1 - air / oxygen will be taxed this is due to its apparent shortage therefore we will be charged for its use coupons will be availaible at tescos

2 - electricity will only be available for 2 hours a day this will be strictly monitored

3 - a triple tax will be put on all forms of footwear due to the fact the damage to footpaths and roads will no longer be tolerated

4 - laughter and fun will be abolished as from this date this will be punishable by a mandatory 3 year prison sentance

5 - any xmas decoations deemed politically demeaning will be met with the full force of the law

6 - all games consoles will be banned and access to the internet will be only allowed by govenment officials

2 -


dont forget the taxation on amount of grass on property 1 euro per spade of grass
Nov 20, 2009 7:54 AM CST BUDGET NEWS FOR YOU
shadowlord69
shadowlord69shadowlord69dublin, Dublin Ireland76 Threads 3,778 Posts
tallaght_guy: 1 to 5 i can live with but no internet

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo



rolling on the floor laughing you working ?
Nov 20, 2009 7:59 AM CST BUDGET NEWS FOR YOU
nope
Nov 20, 2009 9:01 AM CST BUDGET NEWS FOR YOU
shadowlord69
shadowlord69shadowlord69dublin, Dublin Ireland76 Threads 3,778 Posts
tallaght_guy: nope


were you trying to im me i was in gamesrolling on the floor laughing
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