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1 - air / oxygen will be taxed this is due to its apparent shortage therefore we will be charged for its use coupons will be availaible at tescos
2 - electricity will only be available for 2 hours a day this will be strictly monitored
3 - a triple tax will be put on all forms of footwear due to the fact the damage to footpaths and roads will no longer be tolerated
4 - laughter and fun will be abolished as from this date this will be punishable by a mandatory 3 year prison sentance
5 - any xmas decoations deemed politically demeaning will be met with the full force of the law
6 - all games consoles will be banned and access to the internet will be only allowed by govenment officials
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