WHO WANTS TO BE MATCHMAKER? (165)
starshinebright: So how's it going for ya?
not going, dear, not going yet... But I'm hopeful...at least now people know that I'm ACTIVELY searching...maybe someone will take pitty on me and asks me out, just to end my "end-of-year" misery...
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OUTRAGEOUS: not going, dear, not going yet... But I'm hopeful...at least now people know that I'm ACTIVELY searching...maybe someone will take pitty on me and asks me out, just to end my "end-of-year" misery...
Hey, g'morning up there
Keeping the thinking cap on... lol!
Takes more than one day
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Laura25: Hey, g'morning up there
Keeping the thinking cap on... lol!
Takes more than one day
Keeping the thinking cap on... lol!
Takes more than one day
I trust you'll be the one to find my "perfect match" (lol, that happens to be the name of the salon I go to get my hair done!)
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OUTRAGEOUS:
He must be between 5'10" and 6'4"
He must be between 5'10" and 6'4"
Yea right, as if its my fault i aint tall...
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bettyboop63: Have i got to kiss them all to test them for you... ..
This question came to mind as well...it would be the only way to find out
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Willing to relocate? Would you mind buying a return ticket for me as I appear to be lacking in funds due to buying a new wig not to mention having cosmetic surgery on my lips as you so desire. 
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OUTRAGEOUS: It's getting tiresome trying to find my Prince Charming by myself. I'm opening the post of Matchmaker. Help me find my Prince Charming.
He must be between 5'10" and 6'4", fit/athletic-trim-average, hair-wise: I would prefer a headfull of hair. I like men with hairy chests(nice hairy not gorilla hairy). I am a leg and butts girl, so Prince Charming better have good legs and a nice butt (to pinch). Eyes: two would be convenient. And a mouth so kissable, that I would never want to stp kissing him. Truthful. Faithful. Amazing kisser. And willing to relocate?
C'mon lads and lasses, help me out herr, will ya?
He must be between 5'10" and 6'4", fit/athletic-trim-average, hair-wise: I would prefer a headfull of hair. I like men with hairy chests(nice hairy not gorilla hairy). I am a leg and butts girl, so Prince Charming better have good legs and a nice butt (to pinch). Eyes: two would be convenient. And a mouth so kissable, that I would never want to stp kissing him. Truthful. Faithful. Amazing kisser. And willing to relocate?
C'mon lads and lasses, help me out herr, will ya?
You forgot to mention..does he need to be local or from far yonder?
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OUTRAGEOUS: That's so cavewoman-like! I like it!
but I don't want to drag off someone that doesn't feel the same...
Matchmaker, matchmaker, make me a match!
but I don't want to drag off someone that doesn't feel the same...
Matchmaker, matchmaker, make me a match!
That Hunky Love Machine giving you a hard time about going off to your cave? No Problemo, there is nothing that a few good whaps applied to his lovely butt would not fix. In any case their are quite a few here who might actually enjoy that, so go ahead and just choose any one of the potentials on here.
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kiwi69: Willing to relocate? Would you mind buying a return ticket for me as I appear to be lacking in funds due to buying a new wig not to mention having cosmetic surgery on my lips as you so desire.
I'm not paying for zit! Sorry! The "potential partner" has to come complete with "proof of income" signed by the corresponding authority, notarized and apostilled.
Any expenses incurred before the initial meeting shall be on the "potential partner's" account...
Read further down on my previous posts...hair not-with-standing...hair/hairless-blonde-redhead (
)-dark haired... so no wig is necessary...practicing the art of kissing might be helpful, though...
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LoveableOne: Yea right, as if its my fault i aint tall...
sorry
who's to blame? Darwin?
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tainogirl: That Hunky Love Machine giving you a hard time about going off to your cave? No Problemo, there is nothing that a few good whaps applied to his lovely butt would not fix. In any case their are quite a few here who might actually enjoy that, so go ahead and just choose any one of the potentials on here.
I guess I'll have to write my letter to Santa after all and politely demand it from him...
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OUTRAGEOUS: sorry
who's to blame? Darwin?
who's to blame? Darwin?
No Melbourne!
Bah who wants to be too tall? Not me so
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OUTRAGEOUS: I guess I'll have to write my letter to Santa after all and politely demand it from him...
Also ask him to pick me up on the way over to you, and I will come all nicely giftwrapped with a pink fluffy bow
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Englishman55: Also ask him to pick me up on the way over to you, and I will come all nicely giftwrapped with a pink fluffy bow
Jingle bells, jingles bells, jingle all the way (jingling all the way to meeeee!)
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OUTRAGEOUS: Jingle bells, jingles bells, jingle all the way (jingling all the way to meeeee!)
c'mon...Christmas is only a few days away and I want Santa to bring me my Romeo...
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OUTRAGEOUS: It's getting tiresome trying to find my Prince Charming by myself. I'm opening the post of Matchmaker. Help me find my Prince Charming.
He must be between 5'10" and 6'4", fit/athletic-trim-average, hair-wise: I would prefer a headfull of hair. I like men with hairy chests(nice hairy not gorilla hairy). I am a leg and butts girl, so Prince Charming better have good legs and a nice butt (to pinch). Eyes: two would be convenient. And a mouth so kissable, that I would never want to stp kissing him. Truthful. Faithful. Amazing kisser. And willing to relocate?
C'mon lads and lasses, help me out herr, will ya?
He must be between 5'10" and 6'4", fit/athletic-trim-average, hair-wise: I would prefer a headfull of hair. I like men with hairy chests(nice hairy not gorilla hairy). I am a leg and butts girl, so Prince Charming better have good legs and a nice butt (to pinch). Eyes: two would be convenient. And a mouth so kissable, that I would never want to stp kissing him. Truthful. Faithful. Amazing kisser. And willing to relocate?
C'mon lads and lasses, help me out herr, will ya?
me, me, me , me & yes also me . I answered all the questions correctly
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hey Santa. this year don't bring me a nice women. to busy. got lots of paperwork to do.
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sounds perfect! send me your requirements on a private mail...and I start searching for ya!