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nfowlernowhere, Washington USA89 Threads 2,634 Posts....reallity. Is it just me or has anyone else noticed that if Santa wasn't Santa, he would be up on charges?
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nfowler: ....reallity. Is it just me or has anyone else noticed that if Santa wasn't Santa, he would be up on charges?
Hey, I think some Santa's HAVE been up on charges.
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ladyfingers: Hey, I think some Santa's HAVE been up on charges.
Never mind the kids - I like the BIG girls to sit on my lap!
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RobertC2: Never mind the kids - I like the BIG girls to sit on my lap!
Are you following me?
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Is it just me or does Santa's Toy Shop sound a lot like a sweatshop?
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nfowler: Is it just me or does Santa's Toy Shop sound a lot like a sweatshop?
...and those elves...what do you think of them?
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He eats a lot of cookies too.
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ladyfingers: ...and those elves...what do you think of them?
never met an elf but I was driving one day and was slowing down as I came to the light but still slightly distracted when I accidently bumped the truck in front of me. Well this short guy gets out of the truck and comes struting back to my vehicle. As he comes up to me he says,"I'm not happy!" So I said,"Okay;which one are you"...that's when the fight broke out.------ This thread is Archived ------
ladyfingers: Are you following me?
Yes.
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nfowler: never met an elf but I was driving one day and was slowing down as I came to the light but still slightly distracted when I accidently bumped the truck in front of me. Well this short guy gets out of the truck and comes struting back to my vehicle. As he comes up to me he says,"I'm not happy!" So I said,"Okay;which one are you"...that's when the fight broke out.
when you drink, you are supposed to one-eye it, don't you know?
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RobertC2: Yes.
Well, I'm getting ready to get dressed and fix me some lunch...so shut your eyes. I wouldn't want you to have an attack.
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ladyfingers: Well, I'm getting ready to get dressed and fix me some lunch...so shut your eyes. I wouldn't want you to have an attack.
Right!
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RobertC2: Right!
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red nose and rosie cheeks...does anyone else picture some drunk guy in a red suit falling all over a christmas tree?
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nfowler: red nose and rosie cheeks...does anyone else picture some drunk guy in a red suit falling all over a christmas tree?
oh yeah!
What do you have against Santa anyway? Did he leave coal in your sock last year?
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ladyfingers: oh yeah!
What do you have against Santa anyway? Did he leave coal in your sock last year?
no if you stop and think about it I feel you might be a little outraged at the whole thing. Santa is just creepy and he stalks you while you are sleeping,knows when you are awake...wow if I were 5 I would lock the doors and close the curtainsWhat do you have against Santa anyway? Did he leave coal in your sock last year?
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ladyfingers: Do you suppose all those elves are little buns that Santa left in her oven?
Probably.
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nfowler: no if you stop and think about it I feel you might be a little outraged at the whole thing. Santa is just creepy and he stalks you while you are sleeping,knows when you are awake...wow if I were 5 I would lock the doors and close the curtains
...and now, I unlock my doors and open my windows.
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ladyfingers: ...and now, I unlock my doors and open my windows.
I refuse to put up a Christmas stocking - as if I'm going to admit to owning any stockings, dammit!
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ladyfingers: ...and now, I unlock my doors and open my windows.
okay I stand corrected you appear to want the drunken stalker in the red outfit to pay you a visit.------ This thread is Archived ------
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