MMMMM.. Soup..MMMMM Soup (5)
Awwwwww......
Darn you! I love soup and now I'll be thinking about that every time I eat it.
Darn you! I love soup and now I'll be thinking about that every time I eat it. 
this happened back in the 30-40 in dawson creek a long time ago my old friend and 3 of his buddys were in a restaurant having coffee an one of the guys had a jar of stew under his coat so he leaned forward and the stew spilled out onto the table ..they all grabbed spoons and were eating it .. the other ppl were upset ,the owned was upset and al and his friends wound up in court an got a small fine ..true story ,al told me that story about 20 yrs ago 
Brew01: A new cook starts his first day on the job, the manager tells him
he has to leave for awhile leaving the cook in charge. The cook
decides to make a great first impression showing his boss he can
do a good job and be trusted with responsibilities. He starts
doing some prep work when there's a knock at the back door.
He opens it to find a homeless person standing there, and says,
"Excuse me sir, but would you happen to have a spare set of chop-
sticks I could have ?" The cook hands him some chopsticks and
closes the door. A few minutes later there's another knock on the
back door, again, there's another homeless person asking for some
chopsticks. By now the cook is getting irritated, but gives the
person the chopsticks and closes the door. A few minutes later
there's another knock on the door, the cook is really getting
pissed off, opens the door and there is another person standing
there asking for chopsticks, "Here !!", he yells, and slams the
door shut. A few minutes later another knock on the door, the
cook is furious, he swings the door open and yells, "I don't
have anymore damn chopsticks, now go away !!!" The little man
stood shaking and quitely said, "Excuse me sir, I'm sorry for
bothering you, but I wasn't going to ask you for chopsticks".
The cook apologizes, and asks the man what can he do for him.
The man smiled and asked for a spoon, "Why a spoon ?" asks the
cook. The little man looked up and said, " Someone threw up
your tonights special in the alley and the other three guys
picked it clean with chopsticks and left me only the broth.
he has to leave for awhile leaving the cook in charge. The cook
decides to make a great first impression showing his boss he can
do a good job and be trusted with responsibilities. He starts
doing some prep work when there's a knock at the back door.
He opens it to find a homeless person standing there, and says,
"Excuse me sir, but would you happen to have a spare set of chop-
sticks I could have ?" The cook hands him some chopsticks and
closes the door. A few minutes later there's another knock on the
back door, again, there's another homeless person asking for some
chopsticks. By now the cook is getting irritated, but gives the
person the chopsticks and closes the door. A few minutes later
there's another knock on the door, the cook is really getting
pissed off, opens the door and there is another person standing
there asking for chopsticks, "Here !!", he yells, and slams the
door shut. A few minutes later another knock on the door, the
cook is furious, he swings the door open and yells, "I don't
have anymore damn chopsticks, now go away !!!" The little man
stood shaking and quitely said, "Excuse me sir, I'm sorry for
bothering you, but I wasn't going to ask you for chopsticks".
The cook apologizes, and asks the man what can he do for him.
The man smiled and asked for a spoon, "Why a spoon ?" asks the
cook. The little man looked up and said, " Someone threw up
your tonights special in the alley and the other three guys
picked it clean with chopsticks and left me only the broth.
lol good one
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he has to leave for awhile leaving the cook in charge. The cook
decides to make a great first impression showing his boss he can
do a good job and be trusted with responsibilities. He starts
doing some prep work when there's a knock at the back door.
He opens it to find a homeless person standing there, and says,
"Excuse me sir, but would you happen to have a spare set of chop-
sticks I could have ?" The cook hands him some chopsticks and
closes the door. A few minutes later there's another knock on the
back door, again, there's another homeless person asking for some
chopsticks. By now the cook is getting irritated, but gives the
person the chopsticks and closes the door. A few minutes later
there's another knock on the door, the cook is really getting
pissed off, opens the door and there is another person standing
there asking for chopsticks, "Here !!", he yells, and slams the
door shut. A few minutes later another knock on the door, the
cook is furious, he swings the door open and yells, "I don't
have anymore damn chopsticks, now go away !!!" The little man
stood shaking and quitely said, "Excuse me sir, I'm sorry for
bothering you, but I wasn't going to ask you for chopsticks".
The cook apologizes, and asks the man what can he do for him.
The man smiled and asked for a spoon, "Why a spoon ?" asks the
cook. The little man looked up and said, " Someone threw up
your tonights special in the alley and the other three guys
picked it clean with chopsticks and left me only the broth.