You Know You Have Had Too Much Christmas Cheer When (6)
Sounds like you've been to some wild parties. Merry Christmas.------ This thread is Archived ------
Gosh, and I thought I have heard them all. I cannot top these. 
MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR
MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR
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I liked this one:
"You tell everyone you are going home now, but the party is at your place."
"You tell everyone you are going home now, but the party is at your place."
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When you get in the fake sled on the front lawn and telling reindeer where to go.
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You hear someone say," Call a Priest"
You are at the dinner table and you ask the hostess to please pass the bedpan.
You are at the dinner table and you ask the hostess to please pass the bedpan.
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2.Someone uses your tongue for a coaster.
3.You start kissing the portraits on the wall.
4.You see your underwear hanging from the ceiling fan.
5.You have to hold onto the floor to keep from sliding off.
6.You strike a match and light your nose.
7.You take off your shoes and go wading in the spiked eggnog.
8.You hear a duck quacking and it's you.
9.You complain about the small bathroom after emerging from the closet.
10.You refill your glass from the fish bowl.
11.You tell everyone you are going home now, but the party is at your place.
12.You ask for another ice cube for later and put it in your pocket.
13.You yawn at the biggest bore in the room and realize you are in front of the hall mirror.
14.You pick up a roll and butter your watch.
15.You take out your hanky and blow your ear.
16.You waste your best joke on the rubber plant.
17.You realize you are the only one under the coffee table.