THE ALL NEW MAIL ORDER GROOM AND BRIDE CATALOG PART2 (939)
mylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Postsjeepers: When can I come out from under this desk ? I love the view but I need some air !
Ok ok come on out of there... Girls we have a Hot one here...
For sale
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whiteflash: LMAO Do I still have a bar code???? Or am I bought and paid for??
hmmm,i smell someone need to whip his butt here
just wait
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What is the return policy?.. Thumper ran off to Florida, even though I had him chained to the door, he got away. Can I return something I don't have?
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menu2: Are you going nite, nite?
\\Dude,
You NEED 2 EAT !
Forgive me for being so BLUNT,......
YOU are just BONES,...........
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mylifewithu: Ok ok come on out of there... Girls we have a Hot one here... For sale
for sale ? 
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bapsineurope: its ok I'll take you....theres always room for one more in my romper room.....
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krisha: good evening pretty ladies and cute,handsome guys hereeee i have still 1 hour assist my partner here
hey darling,hows the business goin on?
Good Evening partner..We are getting richer and hiring more help. Betty is a newest employee.,hey darling,hows the business goin on?
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jeepers: for sale ?
Ohhhh you only wanted air, not sold , ok ok hide behind me then.. ------ This thread is Archived ------
feathersteve: who bought me then nobody told me
sorry steve you were in a surprise package but she said she would pick you up in a limo.(wheelchair) and give you a big kiss (no teeth) and expect non stop loving foe at least a week , we here all ageed to it
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tennesseejudy: What is the return policy?.. Thumper ran off to Florida, even though I had him chained to the door, he got away. Can I return something I don't have?
I got lost getting there, I ended up in NY again.
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menu2: Are you going nite, nite?
sorry dear,i am really tired and feel sleepy last night,thanks hun,hey u,have u send your application here or just window shopping?
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krisha: good evening pretty ladies and cute,handsome guys hereeee i have still 1 hour assist my partner here
hey darling,hows the business goin on?
hey darling,hows the business goin on?
I have twelve brides already - six of one kind and half a dozen of the others..... but know I'm told I'm supposed to sign some sort of contract.
I want to send them all back.
I feel deeply hurt.
I believe I've been scammed.
Six of them are weeping.
Four claim to be pregnant already.
One has fallen in love with my cat 'Timmy'.
One refuses to get out of bed.
The other six are sitting on the floor in my living room smoking cigarettes and playing cards for cash - with my money!
Take 'em all back - now!
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feathersteve: ok get me boxed pronto
Report to Shipping and Handling, Make them put a rush on you.. Another man sold....------ This thread is Archived ------
RobertC2: I have twelve brides already - six of one kind and half a dozen of the others..... but know I'm told I'm supposed to sign some sort of contract.
I want to send them all back.
I feel deeply hurt.
I believe I've been scammed.
Six of them are weeping.
Four claim to be pregnant already.
One has fallen in love with my cat 'Timmy'.
One refuses to get out of bed.
The other six are sitting on the floor in my living room smoking cigarettes and playing cards for cash - with my money!
Take 'em all back - now!
I want to send them all back.
I feel deeply hurt.
I believe I've been scammed.
Six of them are weeping.
Four claim to be pregnant already.
One has fallen in love with my cat 'Timmy'.
One refuses to get out of bed.
The other six are sitting on the floor in my living room smoking cigarettes and playing cards for cash - with my money!
Take 'em all back - now!
Sorry No returns.. You can try selling them on Craigslist.
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blipper2000: im a leprachaun
so ideally im looking for a bride with a crock of gold and who wants to live at the end of a rainbow
can you help me out???????
so ideally im looking for a bride with a crock of gold and who wants to live at the end of a rainbow
can you help me out???????
take a hot shower and bring your cv here ,all informatin u have in your skin
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USThumper: I got lost getting there, I ended up in NY again.
Sorry about the back...Here is the shovel! You broke the door, you know?
Needed new man to fix door, back to the catalog.
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for sale 1 . Southern Gentleman with slightly cracked heart .
needs good care , and very loving attention !
once said heart heals , you will find quite a handful of pleasure to enjoy 
so . what are the offers ,,, LADIES ???
needs good care , and very loving attention !
once said heart heals , you will find quite a handful of pleasure to enjoy
so . what are the offers ,,, LADIES ???
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Sunshin3Lov3: Always angel
devil u,i like your way
thanks for assisting my partner here, 
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mylifewithu: Sorry No returns.. You can try selling them on Craigslist.
Fine mess you got me into, Laurel!
(should it be 'Laurel' or should it be 'Hardy'?)
Who cares - take 'em all back!
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jeepers: for sale ?
I bought you I keep you, I just thought you wanted released. But I would much rather keep you, I didn't know you just needed air..
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