THE ALL NEW MAIL ORDER GROOM AND BRIDE CATALOG PART2 (939)
rebelluvr: for sale 1 . Southern Gentleman with slightly cracked heart .
needs good care , and very loving attention !
once said heart heals , you will find quite a handful of pleasure to enjoy so . what are the offers ,,, LADIES ???
needs good care , and very loving attention !
once said heart heals , you will find quite a handful of pleasure to enjoy so . what are the offers ,,, LADIES ???
good catch too ladies...made my first camping experience very interesting and even had decent coffee too.....
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cmon ladies..I can vouch for this guy...rebel by name rebel by nature....
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rebelluvr: for sale 1 . Southern Gentleman with slightly cracked heart .
needs good care , and very loving attention !
once said heart heals , you will find quite a handful of pleasure to enjoy so . what are the offers ,,, LADIES ???
Attention all mail order shoppers, We have another great looking man here , who wants to puchase this one, get your orders in.needs good care , and very loving attention !
once said heart heals , you will find quite a handful of pleasure to enjoy so . what are the offers ,,, LADIES ???
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RobertC2: Fine mess you got me into, Laurel!
(should it be 'Laurel' or should it be 'Hardy'?)
Who cares - take 'em all back!
Well where is your Receipt I do not believe you bought them Here.. So try craigslist.(should it be 'Laurel' or should it be 'Hardy'?)
Who cares - take 'em all back!
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bettyboop63: sunshine I just got you mail in my filter box...soz..
sorry...K ...couldnt think how else to tell without commin into your shop... ..you looking for a window cleaner...i noticed lots of heavy breathing marks on them...
sorry...K ...couldnt think how else to tell without commin into your shop... ..you looking for a window cleaner...i noticed lots of heavy breathing marks on them...
coz i saw them,they couldnt breath ,their pipes are too dirty and too much rusty so,they need the good and best cleaner...here we goooo
ps,u can assist us here
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mylifewithu: I bought you I keep you, I just thought you wanted released. But I would much rather keep you, I didn't know you just needed air..
Whew ! Thanks. 
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bettyboop63: thanks ..C...i wont let you down...
aaahhh,here u are?looking for those dirty pipes
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tennesseejudy: Sorry about the back...Here is the shovel! You broke the door, you know?
Needed new man to fix door, back to the catalog.
Needed new man to fix door, back to the catalog.
Is the pretty little blonde still available?
I'm willing to pay in silver..
..and other precious things.
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jeepers: Whew ! Thanks.
Mine mine mine 
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lushguy4you: ah you dreaming about me again
hah?
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mylifewithu: Mine mine mine Ok now don't let any ladies buy you, I will have to hurt them..
Just kidding.
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wonderworker: Is the pretty little blonde still available?
I'm willing to pay in silver..
..and other precious things.
We will have to check on that for you sir...I'm willing to pay in silver..
..and other precious things.
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caspatch: time for staff meeting , every one to the board room on the double
stay in acconting department,keep our sales safe
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jeepers: Just kidding.
wanna wrestle on my breaktime.. 
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mylifewithu: wanna wrestle on my breaktime..
You bet !! 
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RobertC2: Mail order, huh?
May I have six of one and half a dozen of the assorted, please?
Are they like library books? Read once and return?
May I have six of one and half a dozen of the assorted, please?
Are they like library books? Read once and return?
ahhh,one young costumerrr,
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Mine 's still shy... he 's the only one that not put his credentials... good.. because I don't want to fight tonight... 
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musicalsmurf: ok so what's the go? how do you register lol
hey dont go far and just passby here,stay and make a registration,but remember write the important quality u have
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jeepers: You bet !!
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I want to send them all back.
I feel deeply hurt.
I believe I've been scammed.
Six of them are weeping.
Four claim to be pregnant already.
One has fallen in love with my cat 'Timmy'.
One refuses to get out of bed.
The other six are sitting on the floor in my living room smoking cigarettes and playing cards for cash - with my money!
Take 'em all back - now!