All this talk about Beer.......lol (28)

25 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Women:


You can enjoy a beer all month long

Beer stains wash out

You don't have to wine and dine beer

Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car while you play baseball

When your beer goes flat, you toss it out

Hangovers go away

A beer label comes off without a fight

Beer is never late

Beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer

When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer

Beer never gets a headache

After you've had a beer, the bottle is still worth 5 cents

A beer won't get upset if you come home and have another beer

If you pour a beer right, you'll always get good head

A beer always goes down easy

You can have more than one beer a night and not feel guilty

You can share a beer with your friends

You always know you're the first one to pop a beer

Beer is always wet

Beer doesn't demand equality

You can have a beer in public

A beer doesn't care when you come

A frigid beer is a good beer

You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good

If you change beers you don't have to pay alimony

Well im not going to sit beside you in Dublin as i dont want a beer thrown at me

Another reason the little folk should be given only half glasses



(any room in the fallout bunker for me as well)

hmmmmmmmmm V i wonder why it is your single

Always room for you E.....

Luv the new pic btw......you look a lot better.....

9 Reasons Why Beer May Not Be As Great As Women.

1. A beer bottle doesn't look any better with its labels off.
2. Peeling off beer labels isn't as much fun.
3. You can suck a beer at only one spot.
4. Enjoying a beer involves a positive calorie intake.
5. The bottom of a beer can isn't very interesting.
6. You can't eat a beer.
7. You can't buy a beer at 9AM on Sunday.
8. There's a law about driving after having too many beers
9. You have to be over 21 to enjoy a beer.

Cause I want to be......











So there......

well begorrah and bejaysus shur i didnt know we were all

well yis can take it from me boyos














yis'll not be gettin yer hands on my crock of gold!!!!

Yes it cleared up my ageing lines instantly and saved me having to pay for botox ........just bleeched my teeth what do you think

I love Anyone with Gold ...will you be my friend ..i love you long time ....

if you really got a crock of gold you can buy me youself a new car