A blonde and a Solicitor (3)
FullIrish: A blonde and a Solicitor are seated next to each other on a flight from Dublin to New York.
The Solicitor asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few zzzzzs.
The Solicitor persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.
He says, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me five euro, and vice versa."
Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep.
The Solicitor, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer, you pay me 5 euro, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you 500 euro."
This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment, agrees to the game.
The Solicitor asks the first question: "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"
The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a 5 euro note, and hands it to the solicitor.
"Okay," says the Solicitor, "your turn."
She asks, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?"
The Solicitor, puzzled, takes out his laptop and searches all his references ... no answer. He taps into google with his modem and searches the Internet, still no answer........... Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and contacts but to no avail.
After an hour, he wakes the blonde and hands her 500 euro
The blonde thanks him and turns back to get some more sleep.
The Solicitor, who is more than a little miffed, stirs the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?"
Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the solicitor 5 euro, and goes back to sleep.
The Solicitor asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few zzzzzs.
The Solicitor persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.
He says, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me five euro, and vice versa."
Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep.
The Solicitor, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer, you pay me 5 euro, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you 500 euro."
This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment, agrees to the game.
The Solicitor asks the first question: "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"
The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a 5 euro note, and hands it to the solicitor.
"Okay," says the Solicitor, "your turn."
She asks, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?"
The Solicitor, puzzled, takes out his laptop and searches all his references ... no answer. He taps into google with his modem and searches the Internet, still no answer........... Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and contacts but to no avail.
After an hour, he wakes the blonde and hands her 500 euro
The blonde thanks him and turns back to get some more sleep.
The Solicitor, who is more than a little miffed, stirs the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?"
Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the solicitor 5 euro, and goes back to sleep.
FullIrish: A blonde and a Solicitor are seated next to each other on a flight from Dublin to New York.
The Solicitor asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few zzzzzs.
The Solicitor persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.
He says, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me five euro, and vice versa."
Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep.
The Solicitor, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer, you pay me 5 euro, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you 500 euro."
This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment, agrees to the game.
The Solicitor asks the first question: "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"
The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a 5 euro note, and hands it to the solicitor.
"Okay," says the Solicitor, "your turn."
She asks, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?"
The Solicitor, puzzled, takes out his laptop and searches all his references ... no answer. He taps into google with his modem and searches the Internet, still no answer........... Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and contacts but to no avail.
After an hour, he wakes the blonde and hands her 500 euro
The blonde thanks him and turns back to get some more sleep.
The Solicitor, who is more than a little miffed, stirs the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?"
Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the solicitor 5 euro, and goes back to sleep.
The Solicitor asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few zzzzzs.
The Solicitor persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.
He says, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me five euro, and vice versa."
Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep.
The Solicitor, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer, you pay me 5 euro, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you 500 euro."
This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment, agrees to the game.
The Solicitor asks the first question: "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"
The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a 5 euro note, and hands it to the solicitor.
"Okay," says the Solicitor, "your turn."
She asks, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?"
The Solicitor, puzzled, takes out his laptop and searches all his references ... no answer. He taps into google with his modem and searches the Internet, still no answer........... Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and contacts but to no avail.
After an hour, he wakes the blonde and hands her 500 euro
The blonde thanks him and turns back to get some more sleep.
The Solicitor, who is more than a little miffed, stirs the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?"
Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the solicitor 5 euro, and goes back to sleep.
noooooooooooo i darnt ask a blonde a question again
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The Solicitor asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few zzzzzs.
The Solicitor persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.
He says, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me five euro, and vice versa."
Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep.
The Solicitor, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer, you pay me 5 euro, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you 500 euro."
This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment, agrees to the game.
The Solicitor asks the first question: "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"
The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a 5 euro note, and hands it to the solicitor.
"Okay," says the Solicitor, "your turn."
She asks, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?"
The Solicitor, puzzled, takes out his laptop and searches all his references ... no answer. He taps into google with his modem and searches the Internet, still no answer........... Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and contacts but to no avail.
After an hour, he wakes the blonde and hands her 500 euro
The blonde thanks him and turns back to get some more sleep.
The Solicitor, who is more than a little miffed, stirs the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?"
Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the solicitor 5 euro, and goes back to sleep.