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solaris777: 1.A DAY WITHOUT SUNSHINE, IS LIKE NIGHT.
2.ON THE OTHER HAND,YOU HAVE DIFFERENT FINGERS.
3.42.7 PERCENT OF ALL STATISTICS ARE MADE UP ON THE SPOT.
4.99 PERCENT OF LAWYERS GIVE THE REST A BAD NAME.
5.REMEMBER, HALF THE PEOPLE YOU KNOW ARE BELOW AVERAGE.
6.HE WHO LAUGHS LAST, THINKS SLOWEST.
7.DEPRESSION IS MERELY ANGER WITHOUT ENTHUSIASM.
8.THE EARLY BIRD MAY GET THE WORM,BUT THE SECOND MOUSE GETS THE CHEESE IN THE TRAP.
9.SUPPORT BACTERIA,THEY'RE THE ONLY CULTURE MOST PEOPLE HAVE.
10.A CLEAR CONSCIENCE IS USUALLY THE SIGN OF A BAD MEMORY.
11.CHANGE IS INEVITABLE, EXCEPT FROM VENDING MACHINES.
12.IF YOU THINK NOBODY CARES, TRY MISSING A COUPLE OF PAYMENTS.
13.HOW MANY OF YOU BELIEVE IN PSYCHO-KINESIS? RAISE YOUR HAND.
14.OK, SO WHAT'S THE SPEED OF DARK?.
15.WHEN EVEYTHING IS COMING YOUR WAY, YOUR IN THE WRONG LANE.
16.HARD WORK PAYS OFF IN THE FUTURE, LAZINESS PAYS OFF NOW.
17.HOW MUCH DEEPER WOULD THE OCEAN BE WITHOUT SPONGES?.
18.EAGLES MAY SOAR, BUT WEASLES DON'T GET SUCKED INTO JET ENGINES.
19.WHY DO PSYCHICS HAVE TO ASK YOU YOUR NAME?
20.WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU GET SCARED HALF TO DEATH......TWICE.
21.INSIDE EVERY OLDER PERSON IS A YOUNGER PERSON WONDERING, WHAT THE F... HAPPENED.
22.JUST REMEMBER, IF THE WORLD DID'NT SUCK, WE WOULD ALL FALL OFF.
23.LIGHT TRAVELS FASTER THAN SOUND. THAT'S WHY SOME PEOPLE SOUND BRIGHT UNTIL YOU HEAR THEM SPEAK.
2.ON THE OTHER HAND,YOU HAVE DIFFERENT FINGERS.
3.42.7 PERCENT OF ALL STATISTICS ARE MADE UP ON THE SPOT.
4.99 PERCENT OF LAWYERS GIVE THE REST A BAD NAME.
5.REMEMBER, HALF THE PEOPLE YOU KNOW ARE BELOW AVERAGE.
6.HE WHO LAUGHS LAST, THINKS SLOWEST.
7.DEPRESSION IS MERELY ANGER WITHOUT ENTHUSIASM.
8.THE EARLY BIRD MAY GET THE WORM,BUT THE SECOND MOUSE GETS THE CHEESE IN THE TRAP.
9.SUPPORT BACTERIA,THEY'RE THE ONLY CULTURE MOST PEOPLE HAVE.
10.A CLEAR CONSCIENCE IS USUALLY THE SIGN OF A BAD MEMORY.
11.CHANGE IS INEVITABLE, EXCEPT FROM VENDING MACHINES.
12.IF YOU THINK NOBODY CARES, TRY MISSING A COUPLE OF PAYMENTS.
13.HOW MANY OF YOU BELIEVE IN PSYCHO-KINESIS? RAISE YOUR HAND.
14.OK, SO WHAT'S THE SPEED OF DARK?.
15.WHEN EVEYTHING IS COMING YOUR WAY, YOUR IN THE WRONG LANE.
16.HARD WORK PAYS OFF IN THE FUTURE, LAZINESS PAYS OFF NOW.
17.HOW MUCH DEEPER WOULD THE OCEAN BE WITHOUT SPONGES?.
18.EAGLES MAY SOAR, BUT WEASLES DON'T GET SUCKED INTO JET ENGINES.
19.WHY DO PSYCHICS HAVE TO ASK YOU YOUR NAME?
20.WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU GET SCARED HALF TO DEATH......TWICE.
21.INSIDE EVERY OLDER PERSON IS A YOUNGER PERSON WONDERING, WHAT THE F... HAPPENED.
22.JUST REMEMBER, IF THE WORLD DID'NT SUCK, WE WOULD ALL FALL OFF.
23.LIGHT TRAVELS FASTER THAN SOUND. THAT'S WHY SOME PEOPLE SOUND BRIGHT UNTIL YOU HEAR THEM SPEAK.
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2.ON THE OTHER HAND,YOU HAVE DIFFERENT FINGERS.
3.42.7 PERCENT OF ALL STATISTICS ARE MADE UP ON THE SPOT.
4.99 PERCENT OF LAWYERS GIVE THE REST A BAD NAME.
5.REMEMBER, HALF THE PEOPLE YOU KNOW ARE BELOW AVERAGE.
6.HE WHO LAUGHS LAST, THINKS SLOWEST.
7.DEPRESSION IS MERELY ANGER WITHOUT ENTHUSIASM.
8.THE EARLY BIRD MAY GET THE WORM,BUT THE SECOND MOUSE GETS THE CHEESE IN THE TRAP.
9.SUPPORT BACTERIA,THEY'RE THE ONLY CULTURE MOST PEOPLE HAVE.
10.A CLEAR CONSCIENCE IS USUALLY THE SIGN OF A BAD MEMORY.
11.CHANGE IS INEVITABLE, EXCEPT FROM VENDING MACHINES.
12.IF YOU THINK NOBODY CARES, TRY MISSING A COUPLE OF PAYMENTS.
13.HOW MANY OF YOU BELIEVE IN PSYCHO-KINESIS? RAISE YOUR HAND.
14.OK, SO WHAT'S THE SPEED OF DARK?.
15.WHEN EVEYTHING IS COMING YOUR WAY, YOUR IN THE WRONG LANE.
16.HARD WORK PAYS OFF IN THE FUTURE, LAZINESS PAYS OFF NOW.
17.HOW MUCH DEEPER WOULD THE OCEAN BE WITHOUT SPONGES?.
18.EAGLES MAY SOAR, BUT WEASLES DON'T GET SUCKED INTO JET ENGINES.
19.WHY DO PSYCHICS HAVE TO ASK YOU YOUR NAME?
20.WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU GET SCARED HALF TO DEATH......TWICE.
21.INSIDE EVERY OLDER PERSON IS A YOUNGER PERSON WONDERING, WHAT THE F... HAPPENED.
22.JUST REMEMBER, IF THE WORLD DID'NT SUCK, WE WOULD ALL FALL OFF.
23.LIGHT TRAVELS FASTER THAN SOUND. THAT'S WHY SOME PEOPLE SOUND BRIGHT UNTIL YOU HEAR THEM SPEAK.